Last month we told you how you could win a weekend stay at Tom’s Hotel Berlin, simply by going to the Expectations Berlin Bierkeller on Friday July 13th.

It turns out that this is just one day out of a whopping three-day SEXtravaganza at the huge London fetish store that you won’t want to miss!

On Thursday July 12th it’s the Night Of The Champions. These sleazy sex awards include a Glorious Cock Competition (very popular last year!) and others including Rear of the Year, Best Armpit and Match the Porn Star Cocks.

Plus, there’ll also be a photographer on hand to take photos for your online profiles (clothed or stark bollock naked if you want), a tombola and a shoeshine boy!

Friday 13th and it’s the Berlin Bierkeller, supported by Mister B, who are celebrating the one year anniversary of its Store-In-Store at Expectations, and the news that it’s the world’s most successful store-in-store!

Both the Thursday and Friday events kick off at 5pm and run until late, and there’s 20% off everything in the store (except club tickets). One other detail that might persuade you to go to the Night Of The Champions is that that sexy cub above, and who’s been appearing in the Expectations adverts lately (he’s called Simon by the way) will be there to welcome you.

Oh, and there’ll also be a naked (yes naked) barman on both nights, and special porn star guest appearances too! Now, if you’re more of a dirty skinhead fucker, on Saturday 14th it’s Oi Fucker Skinhead Day from 11am.

Turn up in skinhead gear and you’ll get 20% off everything too, so a great chance to buy some extra gear for the Fetish Week… London skinhead party later that night… Expectations is at 75 Great Eastern Street, London EC2A 3RY. Tel: 020 7739 0292.

As we go to press, we’ve heard rumours that a confidential Field Hospital HIV testing unit is also planned for one or more of these events. Check for details.


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