DANCE AROUND A MAY POLE AT THIS MONTH’S HARD ON

    That dirty dance club Hard On kicks open its doors from 10pm ‘til late on Saturday May 18th for what is officially the first party of spring. You can always guarantee there’ll be great give-aways at Hard On, and this month is no exception as there’ll be free lube courtesy of quality lubricant pjur. 

    Something else you’re always guaranteed to see at Hard On is a XXX-rated sex show, and there’ll be one of those too! But who needs a sex show when there’s always so many hot guys cruising around the club and getting up to no good in the large play space (with new equipment) the dark room, the wet area, the private cubicles with glory holes and the heated (in case it’s a chilly May evening) outdoor smoking terrace.

    For those of you who go to Hard On to dance, music’s gonna be provided by Brent Nicholls & Hugo’sland, who’ll be rocking you with their cock thrusting beats.

    You don’t need Hard On Membership to get in, but if you want to become a member (which only costs a tenner for a year) and enjoy all the benefits that come with it, like discounts at loads of fetish shops, then you’ll need to sign up 24 hours before the party online at www.hardonclub.co.uk.

    Hard On enforces a strict dress code of rubber, leather, sports kit, skin gear or just your boots. No plain jeans or trackies lads, and trainers are only allowed with sports kit. You’ll find Hard On at Union, 66 Albert Embankment (next to Chariots Sauna) in Vauxhall, London SE11. Entry’s £15 for members and £20 for guests.