Aitor Crash


Would you Adam & Eve it, London’s dirty dance club, Hard On, is 10 years old this month, so they’re throwing a sleazy old birthday bash to celebrate on Saturday September 21st!

We’ve heard that they’ve got loads in store for party goers on the night, including loads of birthday prezzies from the party’s sponsors Treasure Island Media and London’s Expectations, and a very horny performance from that delicious Spanish porn star, Aitor Crash! Hard On’s hot DJs Brent Nicholls, Hugo’sland and Halo-is will be playing the past 10 year’s fiercest and funkiest tunes, and, of course, when you wanbt to take a vbreak from dancing there’ll be Hard On’s large, well equipped play space, dark rooms, private cubicles with glory holes, the wet area and outdoor smoking terrace to keep you occupied!

You don’t have to be a Hard On member to get in any more, and you can now just turn up on the night and they’ll let you in as a guest. However, if you do become a Hard On member you’ll get loads of great benefits such as discounts at nationwide fetish shops (20% at London’s Expectations on the day of Hard On!). Just sign up online at at least 24 hours before the party.

Don’t forget that Hard On enforces a strict dress code of leather, rubber, sports kit, skinhead or just your boots! So, don’t even think about trying to get in wearing plain jeans or trackie bottoms! Hard On is at Union, 66 Albert Embankment (next to Chariots Sauna) Vauxhall SE11, and just five minutes from Vauxhall bus and tube station. Entry’s £15 for members, £20 for guests, and the party starts at 10pm ‘til late!

We’ve got our hands on two pairs of guest list tickets and you could win a pair if you enter our competition. To be in with a chance, send us an email with your name and contact details to [email protected] with Hard On Competition in the subject field. Your email must arrive by 5pm on Friday September 20th when the two winners will be picked at random and notified by email.


Image © Butch Dixon


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