If you think you’ve seen everything there is in the world of cock and arse toys, then wait ‘til you tried these bad boys. They’re a hot new range of dildos, plugs, cock rings and other toys from new brand Keepburning™ that have just arrived at the Mister B Shop-in-Shop at London’s Expectations.
Yes, Keepburning™ products really are different to what we’ve been used to as you’ll see with their innovative range of plugs called Hoolalass. Available in black or black and yellow, they come in a variety of weird and wonderful shapes made from 100% silicone. At Expectations you can choose from Hoolalass Plugs called the Neck Lever, the Regulator, the Wing, the Cam Ring and the Spindle. And the great thing is that when they’re used together with the Hoolalass Anal Lock, you can stimulate your cock and your arse at the same time!
The other arse toys in the range come in amazing designs exclusive to Keepburning™, like the Fluo Burn Ass Plug, a flame design that you literally screw into your arse right up to your g-spot! And the Worker Dildo that’s the size and feel of a real cock and comes with a super robust suction cup base, but has what’s called a “zebra” texture for extra pleasure! The Bowler Dildo is perfect for guys who like to be opened slowly with the small end and then stretched wide open by the last bulge. It’s got a Roughcast texture too for intensive pleasure. The hefty Fluo Bumper Plug (weighing in at 1 kilo!) starts off like a normal plug, but once you get to the ribbed ‘shock absorber’ middle section, we’ve been told that your arse will experience a whole new world! The top of the range Keepburning™ dildo, and definitely one for the seriously arse-obsessed, is the Cock Skull Dildo. This heavyweight bruiser weighs in at almost 1.5 kilos, has a unique leather texture and has a skull on the base!
The Keepburning™ cock rings are a bit special too, and at Expectations you can pick up the Hex Ring, which has an internal hexagonal shape to give you extra stimulation, and the extra supportive angled Wedge Ring. There’s even a 500ml squeeze pack of silicone based lube with added vitamins called the Keepburning™ B12 Energy Silicone Glide – £25!
NECK LEVER, REGULATOR OR WING PLUG!
This month those guys at Expectations are giving away not one but three Hoolalass Plugs! Yes, you could win a Neck Lever, a Regulator or a Wing Plug. For your chance to win one just tell us what Keepburning™ Hoolalass Plugs are made from. Email your answer along with your name and contact details to [email protected] with Keepburning Competition in the subject field, or post your entry to QXMEN, Keepburning Competition, 23 Denmark Street, Soho, London WC2H 8NH. The competition closes on Sunday June 30th at 5pm when the winners will be picked at random… Good luck! Sorry guys, but the competition’s only open to UK residents.
• Expectations is at 75 Great Eastern Street, London EC2A 3RY. Tel: 020 7739 0292.
• Expectations @ Eagle is at 349 Kennington Lane, London SE11 5QY, and stocks a great range of ‘on-the-go’ Expectations items. www.expectations.co.uk