This month, London’s hottest dirty dance club, Hard On, is on Saturday March 16th from 10pm ‘til very late. 

    You’d be crazy to miss it as hot Italian porn star Ale Tedesco (pictured) is going to be there, and we’ve heard he’s going to be performing a very horny sex show!

    Hot DJs Brent Nicholls and Hugo’sland will be whipping up a con-cock-tion of throbbing dirty grooves and, of course, Hard On wouldn’t be Hard On without its huge play space (thgis month with eXXXtra equipment), the wet area, glory holes, private cubicles, intimate dance floor and heated outdoor smoking terrace.

    Hard on membership is no longer required, but if you want to become a member (and enjoy loads of benefits like 20% off at RoB London and Expectations on the day of Hard On!) then you’ll need to sign up 24 hours before the party online at

    Hard On enforces a strict dress code of rubber, leather, sports kit, skinhead or just your boots! So, don’t even think about trying to get in wearing plain jeans or trackie bottoms!

    So spring your cock into action and get down to this month’s Hard On. It’s at Union, 66 Albert Embankment (next to Chariots Sauna) Vauxhall SE11. Just a 5 minute walk from Vauxhall buses and tube. Entry’s £15 for members and £20 for guests.


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