This month, London’s hottest dirty dance club, Hard On, is on Saturday July 27th from 10pm ‘til very late. 

    As with every month there’ll be a XXX-rated show and Hard On’s sexy DJs Brent Nicholls and Hugo’sland will be whipping up a con-cock-tion of throbbing dirty grooves to get you in the mood.

    Of course, Hard On wouldn’t be Hard On without a huge play space with loads of horny equipment, a wet area, glory holes, private cubicles, an intimate dance floor and the outdoor smoking terrace to have a smoke and cruise the guys.

    Hard on membership is no longer required, but if you want to become a member (and enjoy benefits like 20% off at London’s Expectations on the day of Hard On!) then you’ll need to sign up 24 hours before the party online at

    Don’t forget that Hard On enforces a strict dress code of rubber, leather, sports kit, skinhead or just your boots! So, don’t even think about trying to get in wearing plain jeans or trackie bottoms! Hard On is at Union, 66 Albert Embankment (next to Chariots Sauna) Vauxhall SE11.

    Just a five minute walk from Vauxhall bus and tube station. Entry’s £15 for members and £20 for guests.


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