Gunge Fetish

    Does the idea of getting down and dirty in gorgeous goo get your cock hard? Or perhaps slipping and sliding stimulates your sexual senses. Either way…


    What is it?

    Gunge/sploshing or Wet & Messy (WAM) as it’s sometimes known, is a fast-growing fetish in the gay scene. Think Pat Sharp on FunHouse pouring green gloop on hot guys and you’re halfway there. This wild fetish involves having fun and getting messy with non-bodily substances such as food, mud, gunge or paint. It’s often done clothed but can also be nude. It might take the form of a pretend game show where someone gets slimed or dunked, maybe mud or oil-wrestling, a slapstick silly pie fight or just laying around in a paddling pool covering each other in whipped cream and custard. Some people have sex or masturbate while they’re getting messy, but others treat it as elaborate foreplay and clean off before doing anything sexy.

    But…why?

    Many people with gunge fetishes are drawn to the sensations of wet or messy substances against their skin. A common theme is the pouring of substances inside clothing while it is being worn; clothing chosen for this can vary from swimsuits or underwear to full outfits. Normal street clothes, either casual or office wear, are commonly featured in gunge videos, but many other types of outfits, from wedding attire to industrial overalls or more specialist fetishwear such as PVC, latex, or leather items may be used. White items are particularly popular with some fans of this fetish.

    Bodily fluids aren’t considered part of a gunge fetish, otherwise, frankly, most people would be part of the community. I mean, who doesn’t like a good cum facial eh?

    So how do I get into it?

    All you really need to get into gunge is a sloppy substance and a space you can cover or wipe down easily after. The most popular messy substances used include whipped cream, raw eggs, milk, lotion, paint, oil, mud, pudding, chocolate sauce, fruit juice, beer, shaving foam, custard, baked beans, treacle, ketchup, ice cream, peanut butter, actual slime, and cake batter, among others.

    A good idea is to use a children’s paddling pool, as it keeps things contained and won’t leave you scrubbing sauce out of your bathroom tile grout! Just make sure to purchase your own pool, as I’m sure your nieces and nephews won’t be happy to find their plaything caked in custard next summer. Try Argos?

    One other very important piece of advice is to ensure you use thick rubber condoms or one made of plastic/vinyl, as greasy stuff can break rubber.

    There are lots of gunging videos on Youtube, including a very informative film by fetish giants Recon, offering all kinds of information and tips to get you good and gungey.

    Finally check out your local fetish venues to see if they have gunge/sploshing event. Even if they don’t yet, many of them are always open to suggestions. So there you go, now it’s time to get messy!

    Head over to our friends at Recon, who stock Slube. £16.09 from www.recon.com/store