NO ONE LIKES A DRY FUCK

    There’s nothing more annoying than going back to a guy’s place and just as you start getting down to business he says, “Sorry. I haven’t got any lube.”

     

    Any hopes of great sex go out the window when, sensing your dismay, he says, “I think there’s some after sun in the bathroom we can use,” or he pulls a grubby bottle of perfumed body lotion or baby oil out from under his bed. Worse still – and I speak from bitter experience – he pops in to the kitchen only to reappear brandishing a bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil infused with Wild Garlic!

    So, come on guys. Sort it out! There really is no excuse…

    Pop into Prowler and you’ll find a huge selection of lubes, and prices starting at £2.99! They’ve got a massive range of water-based, silicone-based, oil-based and water-silicone mix (hybrid) lubes, and they stock all the main brands including ID, pjur, Swiss Navy, Gun Oil, Liquid Silk, Boys Own, Boy Butter, FIST and J Lube.


    There’s some great new lubes in store from the ID Glide stable including ID Silk, a natural feel blend of water-based lube with the slickness of silicone lube, ID Millennium, an ultra long-lasting lube that’ll stay slippery for as long as you need it to, even underwater!

    ID Pleasure has added natural botanical extracts of gingko biloba and red clover giving you enhanced stimulation, ID Sensation is a water-based lube that gives you a gentle warming feeling, and ID Backslide, an extra thick, uniquely blended formula with extract of clove and spilanthes which provide a natural, muscle relaxing effect.

    ID spent two years developing BackSlide with one specific use in mind; to create a lube to make every anal experience more comfortable and pleasurable. For the sensitive souls out there, try ID Moments. This water-based formula is the softest and gentlest lube in the ID line and is paraben-free, glycerine-free and hypoallergenic.

     A bunch of pjur lubes have really grabbed our attention too, not least pjur Espresso. It’s a water-based lube that contains caffeine to produce a stimulating and arousing effect.

    But don’t worry, it doesn’t taste like coffee and it’s odourless so your bedroom won’t end up smelling like a branch of Starbucks!

    pjur Cool on the other hand provides a different kind of stimulation thanks to its menthol content.

    For all you guys who like to go at it like animals, Back Door is the lube for you. Available as a jojoba enhanced silicone relaxing glide or water-based extra moisturising comfort glide, these lubes are ideal for those seriously intense sessions.

     

    • Throughout October, and just in time for Hotwired, Prowler is running a special promotion in conjunction with pjur. You can get hold of three 250ml bottles of pjur Back Door glide or pjur Original for just £60, saving you £15!

    And don’t forget, you can get your Hotwired tickets at Prowler and also at Hotwired sponsor, Expectations.