… who tells us the Hoist is gonna kick ass in 2014!
Hi Kurt. First of all, the name Uncut Kurt… How did that come about? Does it simply refer to your manhood?
I’ve got a huge uncut dick. That’s all. So I thought we can put that to some good use for a change.
Right, now that’s out of the way, can you tell us how long you’ve been the Hoist’s Manager?
I have been mucking around in that sexy little club for centuries. Or so it feels… I mean, just because I’m middle aged doesn’t mean I have to give up, does it.
How would you describe the Hoist to someone who’s never been before?
The Hoist is a fantastic place if you wanna explore a bit of your kinkier side. It is massive and it has the best atmosphere in the world. It’s men only. It is fully equipped with all sorts of fun stuff like… Well, check it out. It rocks! And it is social and friendly, if that’s what you want.
You must’ve seen a lot of changes there, more recently the inclusion of sports kit to the dress code… Why was that?
Sports kit is hot! Period… Loads of younger guys pleaded with our dungeon master du jour if we could include that sports kit thing in the dress code. So we did. And we never have looked back since… Every weekend you’ll find loads of hunky rugby and football guys in the Hoist… And they all love ball games!
We used to think the Hoist was just a leather and rubber bar. But when we clicked on the What’s On section of the website we were amazed at the number of regular events catering to different fetishes… Tell us what’s currently hot at the Hoist?
Hoist Black is hot. It’s the strictest leather and rubber only dress code on the planet. Rubberrut every last Friday of the month is hot. And most of all our Sunday afternoons are hot. SBN (Stark Bollock Naked). But with a very kinky and sexy twist..
Once a year you hold Mr Hoist, known as the Oscars of the gay fetish world, and Mr Hoist Rubber. These have become two of the biggest contests on the gay fetish scene. Why do you think that is?
That’s right. Mr Hoist is coming up again this month and yes, it’s the biggest and most high profile of all the Mister contests around the world. Why? Because of the men that compete. It is totty heaven. Just thinking about last year’s contest and I get this nervous twitch down below… And the 2014 contest is going to be the best so far, including loads of surprises and a hefty £500 in prize money.
In all your years at the Hoist, you must’ve seen some things that’d make our toes curl… What’s the most shocking?
Shocking was when… No, sorry, I can’t say. What goes on at the Hoist stays at the Hoist.
So, what’s the Hoist got planned this year?
We have Mr Hoist this month, Hoist Black and the famous SBN birthday in February. And in March the Hoist will turn 18. We’ll celebrate that with the biggest fetish party the world has ever seen. And we are releasing our own movie. Yep, no kidding! Two very talented and well know U.S. filmmakers have shot a full documentary about the club. And that movie will premiere in the spring. In short: 2014 we’re gonna kick ass!
Finally Kurt, here are our quick ones…
Leather or rubber?
Leather with rubber codpiece underneath.
Top or bottom?
150 per cent bottom.
Smooth or hairy?
Hairy
Cut or uncut?
Uncut
Sleazy or romantic?
German
• The Hoist, Railway Arches 47b & 47c, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, London SW8 1RH. Tel: 020 7735 9972, www.thehoist.co.uk
