WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK OUT IN A POLICE LINE UP?

    We’ve been fans of Crackstuffers dildos and plugs from the very first time we saw one of the big blue schlongs, and ten years later Crackstuffers is now one of the leading UK-based, gay-owned toy manufacturers, supplying stores around the world.

     


    So, what’s the secret of their success?

    Could it be because the guys behind Crackstuffers are passionate about their product, evident by their website which says Crackstuffers are “Designed by men with greedy arses for men with greedy arses.”

    Or maybe it’s because all Crackstuffers’ dildos and plugs come in incremental sizes so you can stretch at your own pace.

    Whilst we’re on the subject of stretching if, when you’re looking to purchase a new dildo, you skip through sizes Small, Medium, Large (and even Extra Large) and go straight to the HOLY SHIT section, then you really should make Crackstuffers your first port of call.

    From the Realistic range (dildos we’re reliably informed are based on real guys’ appendages!) to the Missiles, Bobbins, Depth Trainers and Deep Plugs, Crackstuffers have monster toys large enough to satisfy guys with the most capacious of holes.

     

    WIN A CRACKSTUFFERS MISSILE

    Courtesy of those nice guys at Crackstuffers, we have one of their Missiles up for grabs for one hungry-arsed reader! For your chance of winning itjust send an email with your name and contact details to [email protected] with Spartacus Competition in the subject field or post your entry to Spartacus Competition, QXMEN, 2nd Floor, 28 Denmark Street, Soho, London WC2H 8NJ. The competition closes at midnight on Thursday April 30th when the winning entry will be drawn at random… Good luck! Sorry guys but the competition’s open to UK residents only.

     

    • To see the entire range of Crackstuffers dildos and plug, check out www.crackstuffers.com