19th January – Hard On
Suzie Krueger’s back to punch your cunt into the New Year with another cock-destroying party! This time round she’s brought in blue-eyed muscle-bottom pig Aymeric Deville for a hot hard show, as well as the beats from DJs Brent Nicholls & Tony Latex. Fully equipped play spaces spread out over two levels, private cubicles, glory holes, man cave, enclosed smoking area. Fetish dress code enforced: rubber, leather, sports, neoprene or just your boots. NO denim or street clothes! Hard On provide plenty of FREE lube, condoms and gloves. Hard On membership is available online. Please join 24 hours before the party.
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-late. Advance tickets £20, available at Clone Zone, Prowler/Prowler Red, Regulation, Fetish Freak, FETCH & www.hardonclub.co.uk
Happy new BEAR! We know that’s a bit of a push on the rhyme-scheme side of things, but you get our jist. However if you’re looking for a big hairy man to get YOUR er, “jist” you’ll find loads of ‘em at XXL; on every week at Pulse on London’s South Bank, and even better, it’s on TWICE A WEEK! Yup, on Wednesdays and Saturdays you can boogie with the big boys who have zero attitude. On Wednesdays the club is open from 9pm-3am, free for members and just £3 for guests. They’ve even got a Hairy Happy Hour from 10pm to midnight (don’t worry, the hair isn’t in the drinks though). When it comes to Saturday’s fiesta, brace yourselves as the club stays open from 10pm all the way until 7am! Entry is £8 for members, £15 for guests and another Hairy Happy Hour from 10pm-12am. They even have sexy weekly themes like “Leather”, “Lumberjack” and “Rugby”. Fancy a scrum? Check out www.xxl-london.com for tickets and more info.
Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank, London, SE1 9UF
Every Third Monday: London Jack Off Club
If you fancy a wank somewhere outside your own home, but don’t want to get arrested for doing it in somewhere like Nandos, then you should hotfoot it to the Jack Off Club. They’ve got a video room, Jack Circles, tosser tables, they provide jacking oil and wank wipes to clean yourself up with. There’s a full bar and it’s fully air-conditioned. What more could a wanker possibly want? Entry is £10 with free drink and coat check so grab your very limited early bird tickets at www.MA1.co.uk Wank away! This is going to be a packed one with plenty of hot men shooting everywhere! All welcome but please remember that these events are heavily oversubscribed so you are best to book up early for you ticket. There are no tickets on the door!
The Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V, 7pm – 11pm.
3rd January – Horse Fair BRIGHTON
Are you brave enough for the stable? Buck up boys, because the stable master has come for a whippin’! A very special kind of sex party, where men become mares for the night, allowing themselves to be blindfolded and mounted by carefully selected hung stallions. It’s not for the faint-hearted and the rules and laws of the stable auction must be obeyed in full, so please be prepared. Sounds will be supplied by DJ Tony Latex while the rutting takes place. This is a private event and anyone wishing to attend must decide on a role for the evening before applying for their invitation online www.jamiehp.co.uk, choosing between as a stable Lad, a mare, or a the masculine stallion.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, 8:45pm – 9.15pm (9:15 – 9:35pm Stallions) Entry £15 includes Coat check
5th, 12th & 26th January: Totally Fekking Nude
Saturday nights just got a whole lot more naked at the Covent Garden Health Spa! Take it off then head to the bar to sup on a beer in the buff. If you’re feeling wet and wild, there’s a special splash zone for you to slip and slide in with the fellas too! Your entry charge gets you a drink on the house and free coat check, so all your valuables are safe while you investigate the playrooms, cabins beds, cinema pool, showers and talent!
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA, 9pm-1:30am. £15.
10th January: H-Party Boys Pool Party BRIGHTON
Come and take dip and find yourself some fit dick! Make a splash at H-Party Boys Pool party, with the creme de la creme of gay and bisexual guys between the ages of 18 – 40 from South East and beyond. This event has been specially created for guys want to fuck with the best-looking, fit, athletic and muscled studs. It’s a no-attitude and NO drugs, social and sexual environment. H-Partyboys have complete control with what happens at the spa on the night and the spa will be closed to the general public for the whole evening. You can expect both wet and dry areas, lounge, bar area, cabins, darkrooms and showers.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA. Entry £15 includes Coat check. Cards are accepted Dress code: Towels, trunks or less. Please bring a towel. (available to hire at £1).
7 Days (And Nights) A Week: Vault
Below the streets of Fitzrovia, lies Vault 139. It’s like a sexy, centrally located, horny version of the Fraggle Rock, but less Fraggles and more buff blokes willing to dance, drink and shag their cares away! The Vault is very discreet underground cruise venue, with a full programme of parties and events for it’s saucy clientele. Monday and Thursday evenings from 7pm it’s Stripped. With a dresscode of….NOTHING! Nada, nude, naked – that’s no clothes allowed apart from your footwear (shoes, trainers or boots). Calling all students! On Tuesday evenings it’s the Vault’s Frat Party and you can get in free after 7pm when you show your Student Card! On Wednesday evenings from 7pm and Sunday afternoons from 1pm it’s Underwear when boxer shorts, jock straps, Y-fronts, G-strings and briefs (plus footwear) are the order of the day. At all other times at the Vault it’s Cruise, which has no dress code and guys can cruise with their clothes on! Entry’s £8, which includes secure coat check, a drink, re-entry and WiFi. On Sundays it’s free entry and re-entry and free Wi-Fi for under 25s (proof of age required). For more info, check out www.vault139.com.
Vault 139, 139-143 Basement Bar, Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN
Every Friday: BRÜT
The juggernaut of masculinity continues to dominate the dance floors of London, taking centre at Bloc South Sexually-charged and inherently cruisey parties will each feature a distinct blend of musical and visual creative production elements, featuring massive cruise areas, over two levels and a big fully enclosed smokers terrace, it’s the only place to socialise with like minded guys. Look out for sets from Ben Jamin, Danny Pitman, Juliano Juliano and more, on weekly rotation!
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-5am, £5 before midnight £10 after
The bears go to Brum in search of BUM on every third Friday of the month! Those hairy beats take control of The Core nightclub, to bring a bit of this London institution’s funky fun to the city. Everyone is welcome; cubs, bears, chubs, otters, hamsters, chinchillas… anyone! Guys from all over the midlands and further afield make the pilgrimage to worship at the altar of the attitude-free party at XXL Birmingham and throw themselves around to the beats from top UK DJs. Hairy Happy Hour is 10pm-12am and doors open at 10pm, staying open all the way ‘til 3am. This super-sized night of delight will only set you back £5 entry from members and just £10 for guests!
The Core, 135 Sherlock Street, Birmingham, B5 6NB
Every Wednesday, Saturday & Sunday: Buff
Get Buff! It’s London’s longest running naked and underwear party and lucky for you, they do it three times a week!! The considerable facilities include a large darkroom, full bar, video screens, changing area and free coat check. The venue also has one of the only fully heated outside play spaces and smokers’ area in London, so you can stay naked outside now the weather’s getting chilly. On Wednesday and Sunday it’s naked only, while on Saturday (except the first Saturday of the month) it’s still naked, however if you’re a little bit shy you can keep your pants on or wear shorts or gym kit! Doors open from 6pm to 10pm.
The Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, London E3 4TU
Every Sunday: SBN/NBN
The largest naked party in Europe keeps on giving you plenty of reasons to sex up the joint with a selection of super hot men. This month they’ve got live shows from this tasty lineup of hot lads:
6th – Kai Davis & Korar Darver
13th – Leo Rex & Orson Deane
20th – Dave London & John Thomas
27th – Ollie King & Bob Steel
Tony Latex will be on the decks spinning the sounds. Come and explore their maze of Play Spaces, Dark Room, Beds, 8 Slings, and sexy strangers. Pop and commercial house dance music add to the atmosphere, then when it gets too hot go and cool off in the garden.
Fire, Lightbox Entrance, 6A South Lambeth Place, London SW8 1SP SBN Doors 2pm – 10pm, dress code: naked except for shoes. NBN Doors 6pm – 10pm, dress code: naked, underwear, shorts, or jocks. Guests £15/members £13.
The Underground Club
In Kings Cross, beneath Central Station, lies a land of darkness and mystery…venture down the stairs to discover a world of sleaze, offering something for EVERYONE! Every Tuesday is Streams Of Pleasure: for men who like it wet and wild – S.O.P is the club for men into watersports, wishing to meet others with similar interests. Third Saturday of every month you can go ga-ga at Adult Baby Club ABC is a safe place for ABs, DLs, their daddies, mummies and friends to play and just be themselves. They offer a friendly social environment, and you guys do the rest. First Friday of each month is City BoysBig Office Orgy, London’s original long-running after-work Suit & Tie club with changing area, kissing cupboards and chatty bar area showing the best in suited fetish videos. Free shoe shine service available! There’s loads more events every week, so check out www.theundergroundclub.net for full weekly listings!
Underground Club, 37 Wharfdale Rd, Kings Cross, London N1 9SD