Hard On – Saturday 20th April
Join Suzie Krueger for an Anal April as her Hard On penetrates you through the night! They have a horny Easter Egg Hunt sponsored by FETCH, so expect all kinds of prizes when you find that egg! Plus there’s a filthy show from the stars of top UK porn peddlers HungYoungBrit. DJs Tony Latex and Brent Nicholls spinning cock throbbing anal clenching tech house beats on their laser-filled dirty dance floor. Fully equipped play spaces spread out over two levels, private cubicles, glory holes, man cave, enclosed smoking area. Fetish dress code enforced: rubber, leather, sports, neoprene or just your boots. NO denim or street clothes! Hard On provide plenty of FREE lube, condoms and gloves. Hard On membership is available online. Please join 24 hours before the party.
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-late. Advance tickets £20, available at Clone Zone, Prowler/Prowler Red, Regulation, Fetish Freak, FETCH & www.hardonclub.co.uk
It’s time to go down to the woods for a sexy bear’s picnic! Well, when we say woods, we mean XXL; on every week at Pulse on London’s South Bank, and even better, it’s on TWICE A WEEK! Yup, on Wednesdays and Saturdays you can boogie with the big boys who have zero attitude. On Wednesdays the club is open from 9pm-3am, free for members and just £3 for guests. They’ve even got a Hairy Happy Hour from 10pm to midnight (don’t worry, the hair isn’t in the drinks though). When it comes to Saturday’s fiesta, brace yourselves as the club stays open from 10pm all the way until 7am! Entry is £8 for members, £15 for guests and another Hairy Happy Hour from 10pm-12am. They even have sexy weekly themes like “Leather”, “Lumberjack” and “Rugby”. Fancy a scrum? Check out www.xxl-london.com for tickets and more info.
Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank, London, SE1 9UF
Fitladz – Saturday 6th April
It’s the Night of the Horn at Fitladz this month! April can be a temperamental month what with the temperature rising, but it can also get wet and wild. The Fitladz have a spring in their step as frisky rams and battling bulls lock horns and vie for dominance in a show of strength! New shoots and buds are opening up and we can feel the excitement in the air! Fitladz return to ram it home- no bull, with Night of the Horn! You’d be a fool to miss this party! Horny house beats from Juliano Juliano! Sportswear/scally vibes encouraged.
Bloc South 65 Goding Street, Vauxhall SE11 5AW, £5 entry b4 11pm, £10 after. Fitladz members go FREE!
London Jack Off Club – Every Third Monday
If you fancy a wank somewhere outside your own home, but don’t want to get arrested for doing it in somewhere like Nandos, then you should hotfoot it to the Jack Off Club. They’ve got a video room, Jack Circles, tosser tables, they provide jacking oil and wank wipes to clean yourself up with. There’s a full bar and it’s fully air-conditioned. What more could a wanker possibly want? Entry is £10 with free drink and coat check so grab your very limited early bird tickets at www.MA1.co.uk Wank away! This is going to be a packed one with plenty of hot men shooting everywhere! All welcome but please remember that these events are heavily oversubscribed so you are best to book up early for you ticket. There are no tickets on the door!
The Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V, 7pm – 11pm.
Vault – 7 Days (And Nights) A Week
Below the streets of Fitzrovia, lies Vault 139. It’s like a sexy, centrally located, horny version of the Fraggle Rock, but less Fraggles and more buff blokes willing to dance, drink and shag their cares away! The Vault is very discreet underground cruise venue, with a full programme of parties and events for it’s saucy clientele. Monday and Thursday evenings from 7pm it’s Stripped. With a dresscode of….NOTHING! Nada, nude, naked – that’s no clothes allowed apart from your footwear (shoes, trainers or boots). Calling all students! On Tuesday evenings it’s the Vault’s Frat Party and you can get in free after 7pm when you show your Student Card! On Wednesday evenings from 7pm and Sunday afternoons from 1pm it’s Underwear when boxer shorts, jock straps, Y-fronts, G-strings and briefs (plus footwear) are the order of the day. At all other times at the Vault it’s Cruise, which has no dress code and guys can cruise with their clothes on! Entry’s £8, which includes secure coat check, a drink, re-entry and WiFi. On Sundays it’s free entry and re-entry and free Wi-Fi for under 25s (proof of age required). For more info, check out www.vault139.com.
Vault 139, 139-143 Basement Bar, Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN
BRÜT – Every Friday
The juggernaut of masculinity continues to dominate the dance floors of London, taking centre at Bloc South Sexually-charged and inherently cruisey parties will each feature a distinct blend of musical and visual creative production elements, featuring massive cruise areas, over two levels and a big fully enclosed smokers terrace, it’s the only place to socialise with like minded guys. Look out for sets from Rob C, Ross Jones, Juliano Juliano and more, on weekly rotation!
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-5am, £5 before midnight £10 after
The bears go to Brum in search of BUM on every third Friday of the month! Those hairy beats take control of The Core nightclub, to bring a bit of this London institution’s funky fun to the city. Everyone is welcome; cubs, bears, chubs, otters, hamsters, chinchillas… anyone! Guys from all over the midlands and further afield make the pilgrimage to worship at the altar of the attitude-free party at XXL Birmingham and throw themselves around to the beats from top UK DJs. Hairy Happy Hour is 10pm-12am and doors open at 10pm, staying open all the way ‘til 3am. This super-sized night of delight will only set you back £5 entry from members and just £10 for guests!
The Core, 135 Sherlock Street, Birmingham, B5 6NB
Buff & Semi Buff – Every Wednesday, Saturday & Sunday
Get Buff in it’s NEW HOME of Bunker Bar. It’s London’s longest running naked & underwear party and lucky for you, they do it three times a week!! The considerable facilities include a large darkroom, full bar, maze, cabins, changing area and free coat check. On Wednesday (5pm-10pm) and Sunday (2pm-10pm) it’s BUFF. The dress code is NAKED only. On Saturdays it’s SEMIBUFF: Underwear, naked, jocks, shorts, Speedos etc…(On Semi-Buff events you will need to get your kit off when Buff starts!). Plus Naked Mates meet during Buff events at The Bunker on the First and Third Wednesday of the month.
The Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V 1JN. £10 non-members, £9 members + coat check and FREE drink.
The Underground Club
In Kings Cross, beneath Central Station, lies a land of darkness and mystery…venture down the stairs to discover a world of sleaze, offering something for EVERYONE! Every Tuesday is Streams Of Pleasure: for men who like it wet and wild – S.O.P is the club for men into watersports, wishing to meet others with similar interests. Third Saturday of every month you can go ga-ga at Adult Baby Club ABC is a safe place for ABs, DLs, their daddies, mummies and friends to play and just be themselves. They offer a friendly social environment, and you guys do the rest. First Friday of each month is City Boys Big Office Orgy, London’s original long-running after-work Suit & Tie club with changing area, kissing cupboards and chatty bar area showing the best in suited fetish videos. Free shoe shine service available! There’s loads more events every week, so check out theundergroundclub.net for full weekly listings!
Underground Club, 37 Wharfdale Rd, Kings Cross, London N1 9SD
Brighton Horse Fair – Thursday 4th April
Are you also brave enough for the horse fair? The Horse Fair is the niche underground club where willing mares offer themselves to stallions, without ever showing their faces. The mares are then stripped naked, hands bound and their heads covered, then they are presented to the stallions who should bid for their selections before the the pairings can begin. When a stallion finishes, he returns his mare to the auction room for the next waiting stallion. At each event you can expect over 150 fit, athletic guys 18 and upwards, as well as muscled studs and classical ’real men’ who prefer the fetish scene. The role play takes place in an environment where the senses have been intentionally reduced and sexual tension fills the air. It’s not unusual to feel butterflies, although participation can bring on the ultimate high which can perfect fulfilling fantasies or safely exploring your imagination. You do not need to confirm in advance that you would like to attend and benefit from a free membership but are advised to understand the rules and roles of each participant before taking part. https://jamiehp.co.uk/nights/horse-fair/ in order to get the most from the experience ahead.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, 8:45pm – 9.15pm (9:15 – 9:35pm Stallions) Entry £15 includes coat check
SBN on the South Coast – Thursday 18th April
SBN has officially arrived on the South Coast – every third Thursday of the month. SBN events in Brighton will also feature live XXX performances featuring porn stars at every event. Club DJs such as Lee Harris and Dave Hunt will play commercial sounds and uplifting beats, on rotation. The Brighton Sauna is already generously equipped with dark rooms, slings, glory holes and a cinema room, meaning customers can expect a large, varied play space up and running from the launch night. The sauna, state of the art steam room and its generous 15 man Jacuzzi, will all be open for SBN customers throughout each event. SBN typically attracts a mixed crowd of single boys, gay couples, groups of gay lads, bisexual men and guys of all ages, from 18-80. There are plenty of new customers at each event, many of which will be partying naked for the first time. The dress code for each event is strictly naked, although fetish accessories such as cockrings or a harness may be worn.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, 8pm – 1am. Admission £13 members, £15 guests. Claim your free membership by visiting www.jamiehp.co.uk
SBN – Every Sunday
Stark Bollock Naked is the UK’s busiest naked party with over 400 men every Sunday, and it’s got a NEW HOME at Union in Vauxhall! Your usual Jamie HP team have taken care of the move, meaning you can expect their attention to service and detail from the moment that you arrive and the club has been running smoothly for a few weeks now. You’ll love their new bar and club space, playing out sexy house sounds together with dirty club beats. It’s the ideal place to let yourself go at the end of weekend, surrounded by dance floor full of hot, naked men. The entire play space has been rethought in time for the move and equipped with premium gear from the experts at UKRed. Meeting guys will feel easier, as the venue has a great layout to explore. It’s almost as if the club space was designed with cruising in mind from the very beginning! They’ve even installed staging for their famous XXX shows, so SBN will continue to stage LIVE XXX performances from some of the most popular porn stars working in the business every week. This month’s line up features: Sun 7th – Clayton Torres and Leo Rex, Sun 14th – Orson Deane and James Bennett, Sun 21st – Austin Sugar and Ronnie English, Sun 28th – James Castle. Guys into underwear, jocks, pouches and pants can join the fun when NBN (Near Bollock Naked) joins the fun at 6pm.
Union Club, 66 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. SBN Doors 2pm – 10pm, dress code: naked except for shoes. NBN Doors 6pm – 10pm, dress code: naked, underwear, shorts, or jocks. Members £14, Guests £17. Join online www.jamiehp.co.uk. Includes coat check and first drink.
TFN – Every Saturday
Totally Fekkin’ Nude is now EVERY WEEK! The naked pool event where everyone is invited regularly attracts the hottest party guys from London and beyond looking for fun at the salubrious Covent Garden Sauna, each Saturday of the month.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA. Doors 9pm – 2.10am. £15.
London Horse Fair – Saturday 20th April
The London Horse Fair every third Saturday of the month is much like you have read about their event in Brighton and it’s now at Union Club! Having moved SBN to Union only last months, the benefits for underground and fetish clientele at Union were obvious to the HP crew. They’ve taken full advantage of the opportunity and moved one of their kinkiest parties over too. Role play, fetish and adventure fun. To be a part of this private event, tell them that you are coming www.jamiehp.co.uk.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA.Doors 7.30pm – 2.30am. Includes coat check and first drink.
H-Party Boys Pool Party London – Thursday 25th April
H-Partyboys fling open its doors every last Thursday of the month for a London Pool Party at a mystery Central London location in a pool spa and sauna teaming with fit guys aged 18-40, dressed to impress in their hottest swimmers – and some even naked. This is private hire closed to the general public – but they have full run of the venue. For your invite and password needed on the door, contact them now on www.jamiehp.co.uk.
Doors 7.30pm – 2.30am. Includes coat check and first drink.
Punishment Block – 1st and 3rd Friday monthly
Welcome to London’s freshest CP/Spanking Club. Punishment Block is a great friendly introductory club that gives new guys to the scene, whatever age, a safe comfortable space to explore their spanking fantasies. They welcome both experienced and new faces to the scene with helpful friendly advice from staff to ensure a friendly welcome. Punishment Block is well established and held twice monthly each month.
Teds Place 305a Northend Road, Fulham, London, W14 9NS £6 entry half price under 25s ( proof required) 7pm to 12pm .www.meetup.com/punishmentblock
BOLD – Saturday 6th April
Bold’s ever popular CMNM (clothed male, naked male) nights go from strength to strength with their 3rd birthday, offering free shots and a special DJ set! Since day one the atmosphere has been amazing, a totally relaxed night with a great mixture of laid back friendly guys, who get up to as little or as much as you want usually ending up with great mix of naked and clothed throughout the night. No night is ever the same. They have secure facilities where clothes can be stored, a loyalty scheme (come along 3 times and the 4th entry is FREE) just ask at the door on entry or exit. Entry is normally £6 before 8 and £8 after this. So come and have your first taste of this unique atmosphere!
Teds Place 305a North End Road, London W14 9NS. 6pm – Midnight £6 entry b4 8pm / £8 after ( except for special event nights Birthday event is £8 all night) www.boldlondon.club www.meetup.com/boldlondon