Suzie Krueger’s infamous sex/fetish party for gay men is always one of the most hotly-anticipated events of the month, with its hedonistic atmosphere and outrageously hot live sex shows. This time around, rising power bottom star John Thomas will be on stage being a horny slut. Head down for the chance to get a piece of the action!
Union, 66 Albert Embankment, London SE1 7TP. 10pm – late.
Do YOU like big burly men, hairy forearms and throbbing, bass-laden music? Then Brut is probably for you! Located just fifty gorgeous metres from Vauxhall tube station, Brut’s a hub, a honey pot, a hive of hedonism for anyone who’s into that masc cruisey THING. They’re at Union every Friday night with some of the scene’s best DJs, best vibes and best cruisey, debauched atmosphere where you can get drinks and get yer rocks off.
Union, 66 Goding Street, London SE11 5AW. 10pm – 5am. £5 before 11:30pm, £10 after.
A Sunday evening cruise party that’s sure to finish your weekend with a bang! For men into strutting their stuff wearing next to nothing, welcoming hot young things in their jockstraps, underwear, sport shorts, singlets or even naked. Explore the dark corners of Bunker Bar in your tighty-whities and get to know some handsome strangers. Intimately. Slip into the pair that makes your package look on point and head over to Joxxx.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. 6pm – 1am. £9 entry members, £10 entry non-members. £10 entry includes free drink and cloakroom.
SBN & NBN
Stark Bollock Naked. How else would be taking care of that hangover horn? Taking over Union Nightclub every Sunday, with a dance and cruise party that’s sure to knock your socks off. Each week they welcome hot adult performers to the stage for a live XXX show at 5pm that’s sure to have you salivating. If that’s not enough, the testosterone filled dance floor is filled with the hottest guys, dancing to the sexy beats of DJ Aamyko & UKRED have kitted out the enormous dark room with quality fetish gear, 8.5 tonnes of it to be precise! Then at 6pm it’s time for the Nearly Bollock naked crew to join the party in their underwear, adding a different dynamic to a hot and steamy party from 6pm, when the two clubs party together until 10pm! SBN & NBN really is the busiest naked club in the UK, filled with over 400 clubbers every week!
This month, sees performances from:
Sun 4th: Leo Rex & Paul G
Sun 11th: Korar Darver & John Strap
Sun 18th: Rob Wilde & Martin Biggs
Sun 25th: James Bennett & Blaise
Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. SBN 2pm – 10pm, NBN 6pm – 10pm.
Members £15, guests £18. Head to jamiehp.co.uk for more info and to save money on entry, by claiming your FREE membership.
A huge weekly hit in London, big beary nightclub brand XXL swaggers up to Birmingham once a month too, for their special midlands edition. Expect lots of burly guys with big hairy chests in white vests and blue jeans, plus lots of cruisey, salacious action. There are great DJs on hand too, spinning house as well as club remixes of mainstream pop hits.
Core Club, 135 Sherlock Street, Birmingham B5 6NB. 9pm – 4am, £6 entry.
Do you like FIT LADS? Then London night Fitladz is probably for you! It’s all about cheeky chappies – the scally look. Gola trainers, trakkie bottoms (preferably grey), Adidas polo shirt. You know the vibe. It’s pretty cruisey too, with dark corners to get down and dirty in if you want to. Plus they always have DJ action from some of the London fetish scene’s biggest and best DJs. So get those trainers out and swagger on down there.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry including a free drink and cloak room.
Boys & Sirs
Get on your knees boy, you’ve been misbehaving and its time to be punished. A friendly attitude-free club bringing together guys into all aspects of C P to meet up and get their spank on. Always drawing an interesting mix of folks, it’s a particularly scintillating experience if you’re into getting into your old School Uniform and grabbing yourself a headmaster or in PE Kit looking for your coach. Divided into 1-on-1 and group play areas, get stuck in or lean back and watch it all unfold.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. 2pm – 7pm. £10 entry includes first drink and coat check, £5 for students.
TFN – Totally Fekkin Nude
Wanna get ya kit off with lads from all over the town? Well you can every Saturday at TFN! This cruise event takes place at Covent Garden Health Spa, but don’t expect your usual sauna night, oh no! Instead, expect the hottest & horniest guys, flocking to take part in this totally naked party! The team at JamieHP have been busy, totally reimagining the space, and turned it into a seductive & fun cruise lair, with cabins for you to explore, all whilst being in the nude. Needless to say, this is one of London’s hottest sessions, and an event not to miss.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street, London WC2H 9BA. 9pm – 2am. £15 entry includes first drink and coat check.
7 days a week
Tucked away down a leafy side street in Fitzrovia, Vault is the naked/cruise bar that everyone’s talking about. It’s so great that something like this is allowed to exist, a mere stone’s throw from bustling tourist attractions like Madame Tussauds and The British Museum. It’s a place for guys to get off in Central London, sometimes after work or sometimes at weekends. Their nights vary between underwear or totally naked. Check out vault139.com for a day-by-day guide.
139 – 143 Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN. Open daily 1pm – 1am. £9 entry (free for 25s and under on Sundays).
H-Partyboys Pool Party
Jump on in, the water is warm! The H-Partyboys pride themselves on cultivating the hottest crop of young men, coming together each month for their infamous Pool Party. This event isfor hot younger guys 18-40 who like to look good in their trunks and is always bustling with young talent looking to play. This summer season has been sweltering, there’s no better time to head to the party! This is a private event, but QXMEN readers can request their invite online from jamiehp.co.uk
* Details of the party, including the central London address and a password that you will need on the door will be sent by text or email two days before.
Secret London venue, WC2. 7:30pm – 2am Admission £15 including coat check and first drink. 7:30pm – 2am. Members £15 entry includes first drink and coat check.
London Horse Fair
Back in the saddle again this month! Horse Fair is the underground role-playing club where willing mares offer themselves up to stallions without ever seeing their faces. Each week they welcome 100 hot guys & athletic lads all taking part in the wildest naughty experience London has to offer. This is a private party but you can request your invitation jamiehp.co.uk. For the best experience it is important that you read and understand the rules before the night and to have decided your role – a Mare, Stable boy or a Stallion, in advance.
Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. Mares & Stable Lads 9pm, Stallions 9:30pm. £16.
Wednesdays and Sundays
Each Wednesday and Sunday at Bunker Bar, Buff is stationed on ingenious days of the week – to either get you over that humpday hump, or post-weekend slump. As the name suggests, it’s a naked night in what they say is “London’s only purpose-built cruise venue” with a full bar, changing area, video room, chill area, blackout bunker and a sling. Whew!
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. Wednesdays 5pm – midnight, Sundays 2pm – 6pm. £9 entry members, £10 entry non-members. Entry includes free drink and cloakroom.
WHO ARE YOU GONNA SCREW?
When it come’s to fetish events, they tend to be cut of into niche parties, each drawing in only a fraction of the wider sex club scene. But what if there could be one huge party, where you could break out in to separate rooms? That way you could go to the same club as your mates and still make sure everyone gets what they want. You can also move around the club freely, because after all, most of us are into more than one thing – even if you’re simply curious to find out. Well send on the Latex, grab an emergency harness and slip in to those rubber boots, because summer’s about to come to a titillating end, Saturday 31st August at Union. So calling all lads, whatever you are into, it’s time to unite and get ready to Screw! Brought to you by JamieHP and The Hoist London, Screw is set to be one of their boldest bashes yet with an incredible five heaving play rooms created from over 8 tones of steel, a spankingly tempting rubber space, specialist fetish gear for you to use plus three stunning stage shows featuring some of of your favourite gay stars In porn, including Mr Biggs (Triga), Jonas Jackson (Men at Play), James Bennett (GuyzIn2Rubber) and Gabriel Phoenix (Men.com). That’s an all star line up designed to leave you dripping – and from what they’ve told us about the shows… we’re already there. Meanwhile top fetish club DJ’s Lee Harris and DJ Aamyko will be bursting out beats all through the night, playing throbbing rhythms that will get your raring to get around a dark corner for in search of hot Saturday night strangers. Fetish pros and curious type wil travel from miles around to come together for the balls-to-wall racer that will end summer with an explosive bang. This party has all the filth you have ever wanted, the feel of an authentic fetish night and features a tight orgy of scene performers who regularly play out together on the sex party scene. Whether you are into rubber, Latex, leather, denim, uniform, cuisine in your pants or partying wearing nothing at all, 31st August is one date that every horned up guy should be keeping clear in his diary, Rubber jockstraps at the ready, lads.
Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankemtn, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. 10pm – 6am. Advanced tickets on sale at JamieHP.co.uk.