16th March: Hard On
It’s a butt-munching March! Hard On is back to normal opening times, kicking off at 10pm. This month’s party is the launch of their new sleeker, sexier, sleazier Hard On online shop www.hardonshop.com They’ll be giving away free £10 vouchers to try out the new online shopplus 10% off vouchers. Get all your sexcessories from Hard On! There will be a filthy fuck show with Italian newcomer Pitbull and HungYoungBrit star Jay Carrington. A massive cumfest for all to enjoy! DJs Tony Latex and Brent Nicholls spinning cock throbbing anal clenching tech house beats on their laser-filled dirty dance floor. Fully equipped play spaces spread out over two levels, private cubicles, glory holes, man cave, enclosed smoking area. Fetish dress code enforced: rubber, leather, sports, neoprene or just your boots. NO denim or street clothes! Hard On provide plenty of FREE lube, condoms and gloves. Hard On membership is available online. Please join 24 hours before the party.
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-late. Advance tickets £20, available at Clone Zone, Prowler/Prowler Red, Regulation, Fetish Freak, FETCH & www.hardonclub.co.uk
The Underground Club
In Kings Cross, beneath Central Station, lies a land of darkness and mystery…venture down the stairs to discover a world of sleaze, offering something for EVERYONE! Every Tuesday is Streams Of Pleasure: for men who like it wet and wild – S.O.P is the club for men into watersports, wishing to meet others with similar interests. Third Saturday of every month you can go ga-ga at Adult Baby Club ABC is a safe place for ABs, DLs, their daddies, mummies and friends to play and just be themselves. They offer a friendly social environment, and you guys do the rest. First Friday of each month is City BoysBig Office Orgy, London’s original long-running after-work Suit & Tie club with changing area, kissing cupboards and chatty bar area showing the best in suited fetish videos. Free shoe shine service available! There’s loads more events every week, so check out www.theundergroundclub.net for full weekly listings!
Underground Club, 37 Wharfdale Rd, Kings Cross, London N1 9SD
Every Friday: BRÜT
The juggernaut of masculinity continues to dominate the dance floors of London, taking centre at Bloc South Sexually-charged and inherently cruisey parties will each feature a distinct blend of musical and visual creative production elements, featuring massive cruise areas, over two levels and a big fully enclosed smokers terrace, it’s the only place to socialise with like minded guys. Look out for sets from Rob C, Ross Jones, Juliano Juliano and more, on weekly rotation!
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-5am, £5 before midnight £10 after
Every Saturday (excl. 16th): TFN
Totally Fekkin’ Nude is the naked pool event where everyone is invited, attracting the hottest party guys from London and beyond looking for fun at the salubrious Covent Garden Sauna, each Saturday (excl. 3rd Sat 16th) of the month.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA. Doors 9pm – 2.10am. £15.
Every Third Monday: London Jack-Off Club
If you fancy a wank somewhere outside your own home, but don’t want to get arrested for doing it in somewhere like Nandos, then you should hotfoot it to the Jack Off Club. They’ve got a video room, Jack Circles, tosser tables, they provide jacking oil and wank wipes to clean yourself up with. There’s a full bar and it’s fully air-conditioned. What more could a wanker possibly want? Entry is £10 with free drink and coat check so grab your very limited early bird tickets at www.MA1.co.uk Wank away! This is going to be a packed one with plenty of hot men shooting everywhere! All welcome but please remember that these events are heavily oversubscribed so you are best to book up early for you ticket. There are no tickets on the door!
The Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V, 7pm – 11pm.
The bears go to Brum in search of BUM on every third Friday of the month! Those hairy beats take control of The Core nightclub, to bring a bit of this London institution’s funky fun to the city. Everyone is welcome; cubs, bears, chubs, otters, hamsters, chinchillas… anyone! Guys from all over the midlands and further afield make the pilgrimage to worship at the altar of the attitude-free party at XXL Birmingham and throw themselves around to the beats from top UK DJs. Hairy Happy Hour is 10pm-12am and doors open at 10pm, staying open all the way ‘til 3am. This super-sized night of delight will only set you back £5 entry from members and just £10 for guests!
The Core, 135 Sherlock Street, Birmingham, B5 6NB
It’s time to go down to the woods for a sexy bear’s picnic! Well, when we say woods, we mean XXL; on every week at Pulse on London’s South Bank, and even better, it’s on TWICE A WEEK! Yup, on Wednesdays and Saturdays you can boogie with the big boys who have zero attitude. On Wednesdays the club is open from 9pm-3am, free for members and just £3 for guests. They’ve even got a Hairy Happy Hour from 10pm to midnight (don’t worry, the hair isn’t in the drinks though). When it comes to Saturday’s fiesta, brace yourselves as the club stays open from 10pm all the way until 7am! Entry is £8 for members, £15 for guests and another Hairy Happy Hour from 10pm-12am. They even have sexy weekly themes like “Leather”, “Lumberjack” and “Rugby”. Fancy a scrum? Check out xxl-london.com for tickets and more info.
Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank, London, SE1 9UF
30th March: SexCircus
It’s that time of year again! Martin Rab’s Sex Circus is back in town, dripping with horny delights and sexy shows. Possibly the greatest show on earth returns to the iconic arches of Fire Vauxhall. It’s gonna be an orgy of your favourite XXX stars celebrating clubland’s most theatrical celebration of gay sex, performing live alongside the DJs Lee Harris, Sam Londt, Tony Bruno & Neil Singleton, the hottest dancers and daring circus acts throughout the night. This enormous fetish event always promises something for everyone whenever it is in town, with specialist club rooms provided by The Hoist London and club promoter Jamie HP. Stars confirmed at time of going to print include: Damien Cross, Gabriel Phoenix, Paco, Dmitry Osten, Alexis Clark & Max Duran plus a couple of secret surprises.
FIRE, 39 Parry St, London SW8 1RT, 11pm – 6am, followed by Beyond Woof. Earlybird tickets are on sale now at www.orangenation.seetickets.com
7 Days (And Nights) A Week: Vault
Below the streets of Fitzrovia, lies Vault 139. It’s like a sexy, centrally located, horny version of the Fraggle Rock, but less Fraggles and more buff blokes willing to dance, drink and shag their cares away! The Vault is very discreet underground cruise venue, with a full programme of parties and events for it’s saucy clientele. Monday and Thursday evenings from 7pm it’s Stripped. With a dresscode of….NOTHING! Nada, nude, naked – that’s no clothes allowed apart from your footwear (shoes, trainers or boots). Calling all students! On Tuesday evenings it’s the Vault’s Frat Party and you can get in free after 7pm when you show your Student Card! On Wednesday evenings from 7pm and Sunday afternoons from 1pm it’s Underwear when boxer shorts, jock straps, Y-fronts, G-strings and briefs (plus footwear) are the order of the day. At all other times at the Vault it’s Cruise, which has no dress code and guys can cruise with their clothes on! Entry’s £8, which includes secure coat check, a drink, re-entry and WiFi. On Sundays it’s free entry and re-entry and free Wi-Fi for under 25s (proof of age required). For more info, check out www.vault139.com.
Vault 139, 139-143 Basement Bar, Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN
Buff @ Bunker Bar
You’ve been clocking in those hours at the gym, it’s time to show it off. Strip down to the BUFF, and flex those muscles. Making good use of the facilities at Bunker, from the maze to the cabins, there’s more than enough to explore over at Buff. They’re back this year with extra times and extra days so that you have no excuse not head over and check out the talent they have on offer. At Buff, they have a very simple dress code: absolutely nothing. Come as you are, check in your clothes and get socialising in your birthday suit, then on Saturday, they bring you Semi-Buff where you can keep your undies on. It’s London’s longest running naked party, it’s easy to see why!
Every Sunday (6 pm – 10 pm), Wednesday (5 pm – 10 pm) and Saturday (Semi-Buff, 2 pm – 10 pm) at Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Members £9, non members £10.
14th March: HPartyBoys Pool Party Brighton
Younger lovers of Speedos, AussieBums and other designer swimwear will love this pool party on the South Coast, a private event for good looking lads aged 18-40 – with exclusive invitations still available. Expect the venue to be teeming with fit, good looking lads, dressed to impress in the treasured swim trunks or partying just in a towel, or potentially less. It’s a highly screened group from South East and beyond, exclusively for those who want hot fun with the best-looking, fit, athletic and muscled studs and who enjoy mixing in a drug and attitude-free, social and sexual environment. H-Partyboys have complete control with what happens at the spa on the night and the spa will be closed to the general public for the whole evening. You can expect both wet and dry areas, lounge, bar area, cabins, darkrooms and showers. Cards are accepted. To let them know you would like to attend please visit www.jamiehp.co.uk and navigate to the Pool Party. You will be texted an invitation and a password that you’ll need for security on the door, although you can bring up to three additional guests with each invitation.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA. Entry £15 includes Coat check. Cards are accepted. Dress code: Towels, trunks or less. Please bring a towel. (available to hire at £1).
16th March: London Horse Fair
The London Horse Fair every third Saturday of the month is much like you have read about their event in Brighton but in the heart of the capital at The Covent Garden Sauna. Role play, fetish and adventure fun. To be a part of this private event, tell them that you are coming www.jamiehp.co.uk.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA.Doors 7.30pm – 2.30am. Includes coat check and first drink.
Every Sunday: SBN Now BIGGER and BETTER!
Stark Bollock Naked the UK’s busiest naked party, with over 400 men every Sunday has moved home, to Union in Vauxhall, promising it’s regulars more privacy and intimacy than ever before! SBN boasts an enormous playspace from UKRed spanning 3500 sq ft and weighing in at over 10 tons! Sounds from major club talent Lee Harris and Flavio Simplicio on rotation – whilst the stage is set for movie-star talent every week, with this month’s line up featuring: Sunday 10th: Pitbull & James Bennett, Sunday 17th: Kai Davis & Good Lad, Sunday 24th: Lee Anders & James Castle + Sunday 31st Blaise & Dan Ramaschiello. Guys into underwear, jocks, pouches and pants can join the fun when NBN (Near Bollock Naked) joins the fun at 6pm. The entire play-space has been reimagined for an even better experience. You’re going to love the bar and club space, and sexy house sounds together with dirty club beats. It’s the ideal place to let yourself go at the end of weekend, surrounded by dance floor full of hot, naked men.
Union, 66 Albert Embankment, London SE1 7TW, SBN Doors 2pm – 10pm, dress code: naked except for shoes. NBN Doors 6pm – 10pm, dress code: naked, underwear, shorts, or jocks. Members £14, Guests £17. Join online www.jamiehp.co.uk. Includes coat check and first drink.
21st March: SBN on the South Coast
Fetish club promoter Jamie HP is pleased to announce the arrival of SBN on the South Coast – launching at the Brighton Sauna, Thursday 21st March, 8pm and returning to the venue every third Thursday of the month. SBN events in Brighton will also feature live XXX performances featuring porn stars at every event. Porn star duo Austin Sugar and Leo Rex will perform live on stage on the opening night. Fetish DJs will play commercial and tribal sounds and uplifting beats, on rotation. The Brighton Sauna is already equipped with dark rooms, slings, glory holes and a cinema room, fetish experts UKRed will be adding to the page varied play space with their own specialist gear. The sauna, state of the art steam room and its generous 15 man Jacuzzi, will all be open for SBN customers throughout each event. SBN typically attracts a mixed crowd of single boys, gay couples, groups of gay lads, bisexual men and guys of all ages. There are plenty of new customers at each event, many of which will be partying naked for the first time. The dress code for each event is strictly naked, although fetish accessories such as cockrings or a harness may be worn.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, 8pm – 1am. Admission £13 members, £15 guests. Claim your free membership by visiting www.jamiehp.co.uk
7th March: Brighton Horse Fair
Are you also brave enough for the horse fair? The Horse Fair is the niche underground club where willing mares offer themselves to stallions, without ever showing their faces. The mares are then stripped naked, hands bound and their heads covered, then they are presented to the stallions who should bid for their selections before the the pairings can begin. When a stallion finishes, he returns his mare to the auction room for the next waiting stallion. At each event you can expect a growing number of athletic guys every month on month, as well as muscled studs and classical ’real men’ who prefer the fetish scene. The role play takes place in an environment where the senses have been intentionally reduced and sexual tension fills the air. It’s not unusual to feel butterflies, although participation can bring on the ultimate high which can perfect fulfilling fantasies or safely exploring your imagination. You do not need to confirm in advance that you would like to attend and benefit from a free membership but are advised to understand the rules and roles of each participant before taking part. www.jamiehp.co.uk/nights/horse-fair in order to get the most from the experience ahead.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, 8:45pm – 9.15pm (9:15 – 9:35pm Stallions) Entry £15 includes coat check.