18th May: Hard On
Oh man oh man oh man, has Suzie Krueger got the DADDY of all parties for you this month. The biggest, horniest father-figure of them all – ROCCO STEELE will be coming to Hard On to give all his sexy sons a legendary hard show. Of course, as always DJs Tony Latex and Brent Nicholls will be spinning cock throbbing anal clenching tech house beats on their laser-filled dirty dance floor. Fully equipped play spaces spread out over two levels, private cubicles, glory holes, man cave, enclosed smoking area. Fetish dress code enforced: rubber, leather, sports, neoprene or just your boots. NO denim or street clothes! Hard On provide plenty of FREE lube, condoms and gloves. Hard On membership is available online. Please join 24 hours before the party.
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP, 10pm-late. Advance tickets £20, available at Clone Zone, Prowler/Prowler Red, Regulation, Fetish Freak, FETCH & www.hardonclub.co.uk
1st and 3rd Friday: Punishment Block
Welcome to London’s freshest CP/Spanking Club. Punishment Block is a great friendly introductory club that gives new guys to the scene, whatever age, a safe comfortable space to explore their spanking fantasies. They welcome both experienced and new faces to the scene with helpful friendly advice from staff to ensure a friendly welcome. Punishment Block is well established and held twice monthly each month.
Teds Place 305a Northend Road, Fulham, London, W14 9NS £6 entry half price under 25s (proof required) 7pm to 12pm www.meetup.com/punishmentblock
The bears go to Brum in search of BUM on every third Friday of the month! Those hairy beats take control of The Core nightclub, to bring a bit of this London institution’s funky fun to the city. Everyone is welcome; cubs, bears, chubs, otters, hamsters, chinchillas… anyone! Guys from all over the midlands and further afield make the pilgrimage to worship at the altar of the attitude-free party at XXL Birmingham and throw themselves around to the beats from top UK DJs. Hairy Happy Hour is 10pm-12am and doors open at 10pm, staying open all the way ‘til 3am. This super-sized night of delight will only set you back £5 entry from members and just £10 for guests!
The Core, 135 Sherlock Street, Birmingham, B5 6NB
7 Days (And Nights) A Week: Vault
Below the streets of Fitzrovia, lies Vault 139. It’s like a sexy, centrally located, horny version of the Fraggle Rock, but less Fraggles and more buff blokes willing to dance, drink and shag their cares away! The Vault is very discreet underground cruise venue, with a full programme of parties and events for it’s saucy clientele. Monday and Thursday evenings from 7pm it’s Stripped. With a dresscode of….NOTHING! Nada, nude, naked – that’s no clothes allowed apart from your footwear (shoes, trainers or boots). Calling all students! On Tuesday evenings it’s the Vault’s Frat Party and you can get in free after 7pm when you show your Student Card! On Wednesday evenings from 7pm and Sunday afternoons from 1pm it’s Underwear when boxer shorts, jock straps, Y-fronts, G-strings and briefs (plus footwear) are the order of the day. At all other times at the Vault it’s Cruise, which has no dress code and guys can cruise with their clothes on! Entry’s £8, which includes secure coat check, a drink, re-entry and WiFi. On Sundays it’s free entry and re-entry and free Wi-Fi for under 25s (proof of age required). For more info, check out www.vault139.com.
Vault 139, 139-143 Basement Bar, Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN
16th May: SM Gays: Chastity & Pups
The party for people into puppy play and denying yourself sexual gratification is moving house, from their old home at Bloc South to a new underground den at Bunker club! To kick things off in their new digs, there will be a workshop for Pups & Handlers (think of it as a puppy play version of obedience school), as well as a workshop on chastity, which should give you some delicious ideas on how stop yourself from indulging in sinful acts! The venue will be set up with mats & pup toys, giving you everything you need to make your fantasy into a sexy reality. No dress code but Pup gear &/or chastity encouraged
Bunker, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V 1JN. Entry £10 includes Coat Check & First Drink.
Every Third Monday: London Jack-Off Club
If you fancy a wank somewhere outside your own home, but don’t want to get arrested for doing it in somewhere like Nandos, then you should hotfoot it to the Jack Off Club. They’ve got a video room, Jack Circles, tosser tables, they provide jacking oil and wank wipes to clean yourself up with. There’s a full bar and it’s fully air-conditioned. What more could a wanker possibly want? Entry is £10 with free drink and coat check so grab your very limited early bird tickets at www.MA1.co.uk Wank away! This is going to be a packed one with plenty of hot men shooting everywhere! All welcome but please remember that these events are heavily oversubscribed so you are best to book up early for you ticket. There are no tickets on the door!
The Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V, 7pm – 11pm.
Every Wed, Sat & Sun: Buff & Semi Buff
Get Buff in it’s NEW HOME of Bunker Bar. It’s London’s longest running naked & underwear party and lucky for you, they do it three times a week!! The considerable facilities include a large darkroom, full bar, maze, cabins, changing area and free coat check. On Wednesday (5pm-10pm) and Sunday (2pm-10pm) it’s BUFF. The dress code is NAKED only. On Saturdays it’s SEMIBUFF: Underwear, naked, jocks, shorts, Speedos etc… (On Semi-Buff events you will need to get your kit off when Buff starts!). Plus Naked Mates meet during Buff events at The Bunker on the First and Third Wednesday of the month.
The Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, London, EC1V 1JN. £10 non-members, £9 members + coat check and FREE drink.
30th May : H-Party Boys Pool Party London
H-Partyboys fling open its doors every last Thursday of the month for a London Pool Party at a mystery Central London location in a pool spa and sauna teaming with fit guys aged 18-40, dressed to impress in their hottest swimmers – and some even naked. This is private hire, closed to the general public – but they have full run of the venue. For your invite and password needed on the door, contact them now on www.jamiehp.co.uk.
Doors 7.30pm – 2.30am. Includes coat check and first drink
Sundays and Bank Holidays: SBN & NBN
Stark Bollock Naked is the UK’s busiest naked party with over 400 men every Sunday, and it’s got a NEW HOME at Union in Vauxhall! If you haven’t yet been along your usual Jamie HP team have taken care of the move, meaning you can expect their attention to service and detail. You’ll love their new bar and club space, playing out sexy house sounds together with dirty club beats. It’s the ideal place to let yourself go at the end of weekend, surrounded by dance floor full of hot, naked men. The entire play space has been rethought in time for the move and equipped with premium gear from the experts at UKRed. Meeting guys will feel easier, as the venue has a great layout to explore. It’s almost as if the club space was designed with cruising in mind from the very beginning! They’ve even installed staging for their famous XXX shows, so SBN will continue to stage LIVE XXX performances from some of the most popular porn stars working in the business every week. Guys into underwear, jocks, pouches and pants can join the fun when NBN (Near Bollock Naked) joins the fun at 6pm. And don’t forget there are two well deserved bank holidays coming up this May, when SBN goes head to head with NBN all day long. Underwear on off its your party, you decide!
Union Club, 66 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. Doors Sunday2pm – 10pm, dress code: naked except for shoes. NBN Doors 6pm – 10pm, dress code: naked, underwear, shorts, or jocks. SBN vs NBN (Bank Holidays only) 2pm -9pm, underwear or naked – take your pick. Members £14, Guests £17. Join free online www.jamiehp.co.uk. Includes coat check and first drink.
16th May: SBN on the South Coast
Stark Bollock Naked has arrived on the South Coast – already attracting numbers to the Brighton Sauna second only to gay Pride weekend and now taking place at the venue every third Thursday of the month. Each instalment will feature live XXX performances from the sexiest porn stars, whilst club DJs such as Lee Harris and Dave Hunt provide stomping sounds and sexy beats to help get you in the mood for the night ahead. The Brighton Sauna is generously equipped with dark rooms, slings, glory holes and a cinema room, meaning customers can expect a large, varied play space. The sauna, state of the art steam room and its generous 15 man Jacuzzi, will all be open for SBN customers throughout each event. Expect a mixed crowd of single boys, gay couples, groups of gay lads, bisexual men and guys of all ages. There are plenty of new customers at each event, many of which going naked at a cruise night for the first time. The dress code for each event is strictly naked, although fetish accessories such as cockrings are encouraged!
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, 8pm – 1am. Admission £13 members, £15 guests. ncludes coat check and first drink. Claim your free membership by visiting www.jamiehp.co.uk
18th May: London Horse Fair
The London Horse Fair every third Saturday of the month is much like you have read about their event in Brighton and it’s now at Union Club! Having moved SBN to Union only last month, the benefits for underground and fetish clientele at Union were obvious to the HP crew. They’ve taken full advantage of the opportunity and moved one of their kinkiest parties over too. Role play, fetish and adventure fun. To be a part of this private event, tell them that you are coming www.jamiehp.co.uk.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA. Doors 7.30pm – 2.30am. Includes coat check and first drink.
Every Sat: TFN
Totally Fekkin’ Nude is now EVERY WEEK! The naked pool event where everyone is invited regularly attracts the hottest party guys from London and beyond looking for fun at the salubrious Covent Garden Sauna, each Saturday of the month.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street Covent Garden London WC2 9BA. Doors 9pm – 2.10am. £15 includes coat check and first drink.
2nd May: Brighton Horse Fair
Are you brave enough for the Horse Fair, the niche underground club where willing mares offer themselves to stallions, without ever showing their faces. The mares are then stripped naked, hands bound and their heads covered, then they are presented to the stallions who should bid for their selections before the the pairings can begin. When a stallion finishes, he returns his mare to the auction room for the next waiting stallion. The role play takes place in an environment where the senses have been intentionally reduced and sexual tension fills the air. It’s not unusual to feel butterflies, although participation can bring on the ultimate high which can perfect fulfilling fantasies or safely exploring your imagination. You do not need to confirm in advance that you would like to attend and benefit from a free membership but must read and understand the roles before taking part. www.jamiehp.co.uk/nights/horse-fair/ in order to get the most from the experience ahead.
The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA, Doors 8:45pm – 9.15pm Mares and Stable Lads (9:15 – 9:35pm Stallions). Entry £15 includes coat check and first drink.