Sometimes in this job we come across things that make us laugh out loud and case in point is the Mr Limpy elastic dildo from Fleshlight. At first we wondered what on earth you were meant to do with a flaccid dildo but it turns out that it’s just a novelty toy and something fun for parties or to have hanging out of your flies to shock your Gran at Christmas.

Apparently, it’s widely used as a packer by transgendered men as it looks and feels just like a real cock, but we’ve got ours on order as we reckon it’ll make an ideal paperweight. Mr Limpy is only available in pink and comes in four different sizes – large, medium, small and extra small… how cute.


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