These Down & Dirty dildos certainly look like they’ll hit the spot and they come in four sizes.

For the beginner, the smallest one’s just four and three quarters inches high and for you greedy guys out there there’s one that’s a whopping eight inches!

Prices start at £17.99 for the smallest and the eight incher costs just £22.99. They’re available online at and in stores nationwide.


WIN! Courtesy of Prowler, QXMEN has an 8-inch Down & Dirty dildo up for grabs. To be in with a chance of winning it just send an email with your name and contact details to placing Down & Dirty Competition in the subject field, or post your entry to QXMEN, Down & Dirty Competition, 23 Denmark Street, London WC2H 8NH. Entries need to arrive by Monday February 28th when the winner will be chosen at random. Sorry guys, but the competition’s open to UK residents only.


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