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For those of you out there who have virgin arses and who need a bit of help getting their butt holes ready for their first time fuck, here’s a great starter kit our friends at have put together for you. 

The first rule of getting fucked is to be clean, and we don’t mean washing your arse and meat and two veg in the bath.

Oh no, we’re talking about douching guys! So what you need is a douche, and this bright red Rubber Douche Bulb with a detachable nozzle for easy cleaning, is perfect for the job.

It’s hygienic and convenient to carry with you when you go out for the night, as you never know when you might get lucky, and it’s just £8.99. Then you’ll need a smallish dildo to gently slide up there to open your arse up and this6 inch Crystal Jellies anal Starter dildo is just the ticket!

The super soft jelly material and un-daunting size of this Doc Johnson dildo make it the perfect toy for the curious anal amateurs alike, and costing just £9.99 it won’t break the bank or your arse.

And, of course, you’ll need plenty of silky smooth lube to help the dildo – and ultimately a cock – up your arse, and a 9.5oz bottle of water-based, condom freindly ID Glide is just what you need at just £9.99… So there you have it.

Three perfect ingredients to help you open your tight, virgin arse. So, go online now to, place your order and try them out – either on your own or with a trusted friend. We wouldn’t recommend it if we didn’t think it would work! And if you’re still having problems then give us a call, and we’ll send one of the lads round to give you a helping hand.

Remember guys that also has a huge selection of man-size dildos, butt plugs, prostate massagers, electro sex toys, bondage gear, rubber, cock pumps, cock rings, aromas, lubes, condoms, DVDs, magazines, sportswear, underwear, gifts… Phew, the list is endless!

The site’s based in the UK and constantly sources the latest ‘must-have’ items, and there’s always loads of special offers at great low prices. All parcels from are sent in discreet packaging and it’s next delivery too. Log on now to


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