Do You Think You’re ‘Ard Enuff?

    Do you think you’ve got what it takes to be the next Billy Essex?

    If you’ve got the balls (and the right attitude) to star in one of their films, then those lads over at Triga Films want you! You know the sort of lads that feature in their films, so we you’ll have to be a bit of a geezer with a mreaty knob swinging between your legs or a horny little chav with an arse to die for.

    Do not bother applying if you’re a perma-tanned princess with beautifully manicured nails, shaped eyebrows and you can’t leave the house without spraying half a can of hairspray on your barnet! Go to www.trigafilms.com and click on the ‘Model’ tab, then fill out the application form and attach a couple of photos.

    But don’t just send them cock shots or pics with your face is blurred out as you won’t be considered… Good luck, and who knows, you might just end up starring in the next horny-as-fuck Triga film!