This month, your dirrrty dance club Hard On is back to its usual slot of the third Saturday of the month on August 18th and doors open from 10pm to late! 

    Not for the faint-hearted, we’ve been told to expect a XXX-rated sex show, plus there’ll be a sling maze, a wet area, dark rooms, private cubicles, glory holes, a chill out bar and private outdoor area to go and have a smoke.

    As with every Hard On there’s large dance floor with multicolour lasers and sexy visuals, and sexy DJs Brent Nicholls, Zoltan, Junior and Hugo’sland will be playing arse pumping, cock throbbing tunes!

    You don’t have to be a member to get in, however, if you want to become a Hard On member and receive amazing membership discounts at some of the UK’s sexiest stores and saunas, then join online at www.hardonclub.co.uk at least 24 hours before the party.


    • Membership’s just £10 for the year, and entry costs £15 for members and £20 for guests. Hard On enforces a strict dress code of leather, rubber, skinhead, sports kit or just your boots (no plain jeans, trackies or trainers guys) and is at Union, 66 Albert Embankment (next to Chariots Sauna) Vauxhall, London SE11, just 5 minutes walk from Vauxhall buses and tube.


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