Your dirty dance club Hard On has its XXXMAS party Saturday December 17th, and there’s going to be give-a-ways courtesy of Hard On’s new online shop, which we’ve been told is coming soon this month! 

    As with every Hard On, you’ll find plenty of cruisey corners, cock sucking couches, a well-equipped play space, Hard On’s SINema and very cruisey enclosed smoking area.

    Over on the laser-filled dance floor, sexy Hard On DJs Brent Nicholls and Hugo’sland will whip the up-for-it crowd into a frenzy with their arse-smacking tunes, and this month they’ll be joined by hot new DJ Zolton Junior!

    And if you don’t know already, Hard On enforces a very strict dress code of rubber, leather, uniforms, skin gear or, for the very daring, just your boots! But remember guys, it doesn’t matter how cute you are, you won’t get in to Hard On wearing plain jeans or trainers!

    Entry’s £15 for members and £20 for guests, and you must join online at www.hardonclub.co.uk at least 24 hours before the party. Membership’s only £10 for the year, which is well worth it once you see all the discounts available for Hard On members.

    Hard On opens its doors at 10pm and the party goes on ‘til 5am. It’s at Factory 65, 65 Goding Street, Vauxhall London SE11. Just 5 a minute walk from Vauxhall tube and bus station.