We obviously grew up in the wrong town because the man in the ice cream van who would park up at the end of our street or at the school gates was a creepy fat, balding old man, and looked nothing like the young fit ice cream man in Euroboy’s latest DVD The Ice Cream Vender’s A Bender.

    If he had looked like Euroboy’s Ice Cream Vender then we would’ve ended up being very fat kids because we would’ve spent way too much time in his ice cream van, bending over the vender’s counter, eating his ice creams and sucking on his long juicy ice lollys, sucking them hard and licking up every drip!