The Greenhouse Effect

    Have you been down the Greenhouse? We’re not talking about that sad thing at the bottom of your garden full of slugs, dead tomato plants and weedkiller, mate . We’re talking about the sexiest saunas in the Midlands and this time we’re having a peek at their Darlaston branch!

    The Greenhouse in Darlaston is the brand’s flagship club and the largest of its kind in the Midlands, with facilities that are unrivalled. It’s the only club with an indoor pool, for one thing!

    The club is a detached building spread over FOUR FLOORS(!) in private grounds with a large secure car park, easily accessible from J10 of the M6. The club attracts a wide and diverse range of clients of all ages and they pride themselves on an open and friendly atmosphere. With all the facilities, and a large restaurant on site too, it’s an ideal place to spend many hours meeting old and new friends alike.

    What’s on?

    Every 3rd Saturday of the month is BEARS NIGHT for all you fur fetishists, plus there’s a free buffet! Then starting November 4th they’ll be letting you fulfill your BAD BOYS DESIRES! Wear whatever turns you on; leather, chaps, jocks, kit. It starts at 8pm and there’s a DJ plus free punch! Juicy! Finally on Fridays it’s SHE DAZZLE for the lovers of T-girls. It’s 10pm til 4am and there’s a spanking new dressing area for TVs, plus free makeup and clothing you can borrow (if your wardrobe is a bit sparse)

    So what’s on offer?

    Here’s a look at the faciltiies Greenhouse Darlaston has under it’s (massive) roof!

    • Swimming pool
    • Spa pool
    • Sauna
    • Steam rooms
    • Rest rooms
    • Bar/Free WiFi
    • Restaurant/Free WiFi
    • Internet Suite
    • Fetish Style Rooms
    • Conservatory
    • Roof garden

    Greenhouse Darlaston is at Willenhall Road, Darlaston, West Midlands. WS10 8JG. Opening times are Sunday – Thursday: 10am – Midnight, then on Friday –  Saturday: 10am – 4am. 

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