London Events 15th-21st May 2019

    Hard On – with Rocco Steele

    Saturday 18th May

    Hard On brings you May Manhole Madness with an exclusive London raunchy show with the “King of Daddies”, American porn model Rocco Steele (pictured)! He’ll be taking to the stage with super pig bottom British newcomer John Thomas. A show you don’t want to miss! This is going to be massive so arrive early. Get your sphincter clenching and bollocks bouncing to the deep beats of DJs Brent Nicholls and Tony Latex on the Hard On laser-filled dirty dance floor! Multi-level play areas, dark rooms, private cabins, a mancave plus tons of equipment to have fun with. They have an enclosed smoking terrace, deliciously cheap bar prices, a bunch of changing facilities with two coat checks so you can really let loose. Hard On enforces a strict dress code of rubber, sports, leather, neoprene, jocks or just your boots!

    Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TP. 10pm – late. Entry is £15 for members, £20 for guests. Membership is £10 for the year, available online at HardOnClub.co.uk.

     

    London Horse Fair

    Saturday 18th of May

    Get back in the saddle! This is the party night where willing mares offer themselves to stallions, without ever showing their face. At each party the naughty JamieHP boys welcome a group of fit, sexy and handsome, gay or bi guys looking to get off. Every participant must be fully aware of the rules and decide in advance whether he wants to take part either as either a Stable Lad, Mare, or Stallion. On the night, the Mares arrive before the Stallions, where they are striped naked, get their hands bound and heads covered by the Stable Lads. When a Stallion decides which Mare he wants at auction, he will lead the Mare off to use has he wishes. In order to fully experience the thrill of this party’s uniqueness, the rules and laws of the stable auction must be obeyed in full.

    Union Nightclub (Back Entrance), 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. 9pm – 2am. Invite-only, claim yours at JamieHP.co.uk.

     

    SM Gays – Chastity & Pups

    Thursday 16th of May

    Having moved over to Bunker Bar, the SM Gays are back with a Chastity and Pup special. This workshop is for pups and their handlers looking into delving into the world of chastity in a special workshop. Where puppy play and denying sexual gratification meet, the workshop is the perfect place to head if you’re looking to get into this thrilling scene. Expect to hear a cacophony of frustrated howls from a pack of eager pups. The SM Gays are a not-for-profit social and educational group for gay men interested in consensual, sexual sadomasochism. Every month they bring a discovery night where you can learn more about MS techniques and meet other people who share your interests. It’s time to belt up, pup.

    Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 8pm – midnight. £10 entry, includes coat check and first drink

     

    Skinheads & Squaddies

    Saturday 18th May

    Are you into the SKINHEAD look? It’s all about shaved heads (surprise surprise) piercings, big lace-up boots and stonewash jeans. Maybe a military jacket or two. It’s all about fetishising ultra-masculinity, with attendees into everything from corporal punishment and piss-play, to softer stuff like spitting and just traditional kissing. Skinheads & Squaddies swaggers into Bunker Bar every third Saturday of the month – the venue’s fully equipped with glory holes, cabins, a maze, video room and black zone.

    Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 4am. £9 members, £10 non-members – includes free drink and cloakroom.

     


    Wednesday 15th of May

    Vault 139: Cruise/Underwear at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1pm – 7pm, £9. Get social in your civvies. Followed by Underwear, 7pm – 1am, £9 includes free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get down to your underwear.

    Bunker Bar: Buff/Cruize at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Buff 5pm – 10pm. Get naked and get down to it. Cruize 10pm – 1am. Come as you are, and get yourself some action.

    Thursday 16th of May

    Vault 139: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1pm – 7pm, £9. Get social in your civvies.  Followed by Stripped 7pm – 1am £9 includes first drink and coat check. Naked only.

    Teds Place: TV/TS Party Night at 305a North End Rd, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm – 2am, £5. – Night for lovers of trans, drag and gay beauties. Something for everyone!

    Bunker Bar: Cruize at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 5pm – 1am. Free for anyone under 30. Come as you are, and get yourself some action.

    Brighton SBN at The Brighton Sauna, The Brighton Sauna, 75 Grand Parade, Brighton BN2 9JA. 8pm. The iconic London-based naked party hits Brighton, featuring a live XXX performance.

    SM Gays – Chastity & Pup at Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 8pm – midnight. £10 entry, includes coat check and first drink. A workshop for guys looking to explore puppy play and denying sexual gratification.

    Friday 17th of May

    Vault 139: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm – 1am, £9 includes free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise spot minutes from the West End.

    Ted’s Place: Punishment Block at 305a North End Road, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm – 2am. A CP, kink and spanking night where beginners are welcome.

    Bunker Bar: Semi-buff/Fitladz at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Semi-Buff 5pm – 10pm. Strip to your undies, jocks or speedos and get cruising. Fitladz 10pm – 5am. House beats by Juliano Juliano, a night for lads into their trackies and trainers.

    Bloc South: BRÜT at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 10pm – 5am, £5 before midnight, £10 after. London’s No.1 men’s dance and cruise night for Blokes, Bears, Cubs and Hunks!

    Saturday 18th of May

    Vault 139: Cruise/All or Nothing at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise 1pm – 7pm. £9. Free drink, cloakroom, re-entry. Dark corners, catch a dirty movie, indulge in your carnal side. All or Nothing 7pm – 1am. £9. If you’re into keeping it on or taking it off. Clothed, underwear or stripped.

    Bunker Bar: Semi-Buff/Skinheads & Squaddies at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Semi-Buff 5pm – 10pm. Strip to your undies, jocks or speedos and get cruising. Strip to your undies, jocks or speedos and get cruising. Skinheads & Squaddies 10pm – 4am. Guests £10, £9 members A night for skinheads/squaddies and industrial kit.

    TFN at Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street, Covent Garden WC2H 9BA. 9pm – 2am. Get Totally Fekkin’ Nude this Saturday night at London’s busiest naked parties for gay men.

    Horse Fair at Union Nightclub (Back Entrance), 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. 9pm – 2am. Invite-only, claim yours at JamieHP.co.uk. The role-play evening where willing mares offer themselves to stallions.

    Bloc South: Hard On (see box out) at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 10pm – late. Entry is £15 for members, £20 for guests. May Manhole Madness with an exclusive London raunchy show with the “King of Daddies”, American porn model Rocco Steele

    Sunday 19th of May

    Vault 139: Underwear/Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Underwear, 1-7pm, £9. Cruise, 7pm – 1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry, just pants b4 7pm, then cruise ‘til late. Under 25’s go free.

    Teds Place: TV/ TS/ Chill Out at 305a North End Road, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm – 2am, £3 before 10pm, £5 after – A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.

    Bunker Bar: Buff Extra/Buff/Cruize at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Buff Extra 2pm – 6pm. Strip to your undies, jocks or speedos and get cruising. Buff 6pm – 10pm. Get naked and get down to it. Cruize 10pm – 1am. Come as you are, and get yourself some action.

    SBN & NBN at Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. SBN 2pm – 10pm. The UK’s largest naked party, and an XXX show from Yoshi Kawasaki and Orson Deane at 5pm. Followed by NBN 6pm – 10pm. The underwear fetish party.

    JOXXX at Bloc South: 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW. 5pm – 1am. £5 entry before 5pm, £10 after. Includes free drink and bagcheck. A Sunday afternoon men-only cruise party, with 3 cruise zones, cabins and glory holes.

    Monday 20th of May

    Vault 139: Cruise/ Stripped at Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1pm – 7pm, £9. Stripped, 7pm – 1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry, horny cruise session first, before naked time (except footwear).

    Teds Place: TV/TS/Gay at 305a North End Road, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm -midnight. £4, free for TVs/TSs. A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.

    Bunker Bar: London Jack-Off Club at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 6pm – 10pm. £9 early bird tickets, £10 standard entry. A night of wanking, jacking, edge play. Dresscode: naked, shorts, underwear, jocks and speedos.

    Tuesday 21st of May

    Vault 139: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm – 1am. £9. Cruising session at this horny hot spot.

    Teds Place: Underwear & Naked at 305a North End Road, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm-12am, entrance £5. Plenty of action in the cruise/ darkroom with an relaxed Very friendly atmosphere and unpretentious guys.

    Bunker Bar: ClubCP + Bad Lads/Cruize at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Bad Lads 5 pm – 10 pm. Where bad boys head for a spanking. Cruize. 10pm – 1am. Come as you are, and get yourself some cruising action.