Hard On 16th Birthday
Saturday 12th October
It’s a 16th, but it’s gonna be far from sweet. Notorious fetish party Hard On is celebrating SIXTEEN YEARS of filth on 12th October, pulling out all the stops with an extra intense, extra hard, extra horny party at Vauxhall nightclub Union. Expect fetish, fucking, leather, porn stars and much much more. Head to hardonclub.co.uk for more info and tickets.
Union, 66 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. 10pm – late.
Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays
Get mingling in the buff! The good thing about cruising when you’re stark naked is there’s no need to waste time with small talk. When your dicks are out, it’s pretty clear if someone’s interested or not… if you catch our drift. Taking over the capital’s only purpose-built cruising space, Bunker Bar, three times every week is Buff. It’s the perfect chance to explore the venue’s various mazes, cabins and booths. If you’re feeling particularly brave there’s always the Blackout Bunker with a sling begging to be swung. Wednesdays and Sundays are naked only, while Saturdays it’s pretty much anything goes. Buff also lets you stay on for any events that kick off after like Joxxx and Tribe for free.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Wednesday 5pm – 11pm. Saturday 7pm – 10pm. Sunday 2pm – 6pm.
Do you like watching bulges bouncing in a tight pair of briefs? Do you enjoy seeing perky cheeks bounce out from the back of jockstraps? Does seeing a visible dick line through a singlet make you drool? WELL, there’s only one place you should be heading on a Sunday afternoon. JOXXX has men from across London and beyond coming together in the name of underwear. While stripping naked might be how some guys like to do it, there’s something to be said about the flirty vibe of doing it in a pair of boxers. Strap your jock on and head over to Joxxx. Dress code: jockstrap, underwear, short shorts, singlets or nothing at all.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 6pm – 1am. £10 entry includes first drink and coat check.
Saturday 19th October
Strap on that blindfold and let it happen. This underground club is one intense experience and should not be entered lightly. Actually, who enjoys being entered lightly? Not the guys at JamieHP, the creators of Horse Fair. Welcoming a crowd of 100 fit, athletic guys, every guest must sign up as a Mare, a Stable Lad or a Stallion. Willing mares will be offering themselves up to stallions without ever seeing their faces, while the Stable Lads look on in delight. This private event is invite-only, so be sure to head over to JamieHP.co.uk to apply for yours. Be sure to read through the ‘ rules and regulations before heading over.
Union Nightclub (Rear Entrance), 66 Goding Street, Vauxhall SE11 5AW. Mares and Stable Lads 9pm, Stallions 9:20pm. £16 entry includes first drink and coat check.
One of the busiest naked nights ever to hit London. Every Saturday night the naughty boys at Jamie HP take over the decadent facilities of the Covent Garden and re-imagine it as an event space. Hop on over after a few drinks down in Soho, strip down, and get to know some guys in your birthday suit. It’s always an interesting mix of London locals and tourists just flying into town. The event’s a big mix of play spaces, chill areas and, of course, those showers and locker rooms. Getting a little mischievous in the showers is what TFN is all about. It’s for lads who like to meet other lads, set up directly so they can meet each other.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street, Covent Garden WC2H 9BA. 9pm – 2am. £16 includes first drink and coat check.
SBN & NBN
The horniest day of the week. Sundays are all about getting out there, and getting some action. Admit it guys, scrolling through those apps is dull. Why not head somewhere that gives you the flesh-on-flesh experience? Stark Bollock Naked takes over Union every Sunday for your weekly dose of horny action. The first four hours is all about getting social, stripped-down starkers. At 5 pm a scorching hot live XXX show takes to the SBN stage, featuring two talented performers who are sure to raise the club’s temperature. Then at 6 pm, the Nearly Bollock Naked gang join in on the action in their underwear. This party is eight non-stop hours of randy action for guys looking to take care of that hangover horn. Get Stark Bollock Naked on a Sunday afternoon – those boys at Jamie HP do treat us well!
Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. SBN 2pm – 10pm, NBN 6pm – 10pm. Members £15, guests £18. Includes first drink and coat check.
Friday 18th October
London’s biggest weekly gay party is making a name for itself in Birmingham too now – there’s certainly room for it in the UK’s second biggest city, with crowds of hot horny guys flocking to every one of their monthly nights. As it’s a one-off monthly party, it’s always packed and the atmosphere is electric. XXL is primarily for bears and burly guys, but any gay men are welcome. The music’s pumping and the drinks are flowing – that’s what Friday nights are all about!
The Core, 135 Sherlock Street, Birmingham B5 6NB. 10pm – 3am. £5 entry for members, £10 non-members.
Saturday 28th December
ALERT’S urgent name matches its alert, urgent nature! It’s one of the most significant event’s on the Northern fetish scene, with all fetishes welcome. Whether you’re a dom top daddy or a shy but sly sportswear twink just starting out on the scene, there’s something for everyone. The venue is fully equipped with a play space, plus a double DJ set. Their next event isn’t until December, and we know that’s a long way off but it sells out quick, so best to get your tickets now!
Night People, 105-107 Princess Street, Manchester M1 6DD. 9pm – 3am.
Do you like FIT LADS? Then London night Fitladz is probably for you! It’s all about cheeky chappies – the scally look. Gola trainers, trakkie bottoms (preferably grey), Adidas polo shirt. You know the vibe. It’s pretty cruisey too, with dark corners to get down and dirty in if you want to. Plus they always have DJ action from some of the London fetish scene’s biggest and best DJs. So get those trainers out and swagger on down there.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry including a free drink and cloak room.
Open 7 days per week
Tucked away down a leafy side street in Fitzrovia, Vault is the naked/cruise bar that everyone’s talking about. It’s so great that something like this is allowed to exist, a mere stone’s throw from bustling tourist attractions like Madame Tussauds and The British Museum. It’s a place for guys to get off in Central London, sometimes after work or sometimes at weekends. Their nights vary between underwear or totally naked. Check out vault139.com for a day-by-day guide.
139 – 143 Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN. Open daily 1pm – 1am. £9 entry (free for 25s and under on Sundays).