What’s Hot This Month in London – January 2020

    Fitladz

    Every Friday

    Do you like FIT LADS? Then London night Fitladz is probably for you! It’s all about cheeky chappies – the scally look. Gola trainers, trakkie bottoms (preferably grey), Adidas polo shirt. You know the vibe. It’s pretty cruisey too, with dark corners to get down and dirty in if you want to. Plus they always have DJ action from some of the London fetish scene’s biggest and best DJs. So get those trainers out and swagger on down there.

    Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry including a free drink and cloak room.

     

    Vault

    Open 7 days per week

    Tucked away down a leafy side street in Fitzrovia, Vault is the naked/cruise bar that everyone’s talking about. It’s so great that something like this is allowed to exist, a mere stone’s throw from bustling tourist attractions like Madame Tussauds and The British Museum. It’s a place for guys to get off in Central London, sometimes after work or sometimes at weekends. Their nights vary between underwear or totally naked. Check out vault139.com for a day-by-day guide.

    139 – 143 Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN. Open daily 1pm – 1am. £9 entry (free for 25s and under on Sundays).

     

    BUFF/ BUFF +

    Every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday

    Things are heating up over at Bunker. All of January, they’re serving up piping hot slices of naked action. BUFF has proved so popular, that it’s coming to you five days a week! That’s a whole lot of naked guys looking to get off. With glory holes, cabins, booths and a bonk bed, there’s plenty to explore at London’s only purpose-built cruising venue. What better way to get down to it than cruising in nothing but a smile. At BUFF, you can strip down and get some action in, while at BUFF+ you can do as you please. Strip off or keep your civvies on. Up to you!

    Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. £10 (£9 for members). BUFF (Naked Only): Wednesday & Thursday 5pm – 11pm, Sunday 2pm – 6pm. BUFF+ (No Dresscode): Friday 5pm – 10pm, Saturday 7pm – 10pm.

     

    JOXXX

    Every Sunday

    Everyone looks good in their undies. That’s just a fact. Whether you’re a boxer briefs kind of guy, or someone who wouldn’t be caught dead in anything but a jock strap, you’re sure to find some action at JOXXX. Taking over the dark corners of Bunker Bar in Shoreditch every Sunday, it’s the perfect place to head to end the week with a bang. Spend your evening watching the bouncing bulges cruise the corridors before catching someone’s eye and heading for some one-on-one time. Dress Code: Jockstrap, Undies, Sportshorts, singlet or naked.

    Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. £10 entry, includes first drink and coat check. 6pm – 1am.

     

    TFN – Totally Fekking Nude

    Every Saturday

    If anyone knows how to throw a naughty party, it’s Jamie HP. Each Saturday night they bring an exciting energy to this central London sauna, just a stone’s throw from the bars of Old Compton Street. Re-imagining the venue as a series of play spaces, this is one Totally Fekking Nude night you don’t want to miss. Attracting a good mix of loyal customers and out-of-towners, there’s no knowing who you’ll run into at TFN. Strip, splash yourself down I the shower room before heading on to explore all the event has to offer. This is a night entirely designed for men to meet other like-minded men.

    The Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street, Covent Garden WC2H 9BA. £16 includes first drink and coat check. 9pm – 2am.

     

    SBN & NBN

    Every Sunday

    Playing host to the hottest live XXX shows every week! After kicking off January with the irresistible Gabriel Phoenix and the sizzling-hot Jeff Cannuk, there’s a lot more coming your way this month. SBN, or Stark Bollock Naked, is the UK’s busiest weekly naked party, welcoming a crop of stellar performers and lads looking to get some action in. They kick the party off at 2pm, with the NBN Lads joining the party at 6pm. The Nearly Bollock Naked guys join the clubbing in their underwear and get stuck into it as soon as they strut in.

    Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. £18 (Members £15). SBN 2pm – 10pm, NBN 6pm – 10pm.

     

    DRUMMER

    Friday 17th January

    Last October, Drummer magazine re-launched as a quarterly after 20 years. Originally launching in Los Angeles in 1975, it was the largest American leather magazine running and played a real part in shaping the leather scene globally. Its pages has featured the biggest names in leather culture, from Tom of Finland to Robert Mapplethorpe. This January, the Men of Drummer are making their way to The Backstreet for their 2020 visit. This excusive London event is a rare opportunity to meet the men behind one of the hottest leather fetish magazines out there.

    The Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3 4SP. £10 (Members £5). 10pm – 3am. Dress Code: Leather/Rubber Only.

     

    MASTERY – 6th Birthday

    Saturday 18th January

    Sex, SMoke and SUBmission. That’s what MASTERY is all about. Having re-ignited the London leather scene, leather daddy Brew Hunter is here with an intense evening of leather-clad action. You’re invited to join him on Saturday the 18th at iconic London leather bar The Backstreet for an intense evening that’s sure to take it deep and dirty. This month they’re celebrating six years of re-creating the vibe and vigour of the classic leather clubs. One for hardcore Leather men and their bois together with a crowd of horny rubber players, there’s a bunch to get stuck into at Mastery. Providing the thrusting beats is US DJ and producer M.Arana. It’s sure to be busy, dark, instense and sweaty.

    The Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3 4SP. £15 (£10 Members). 10pm – 3am. Dress Code: Leather/Rubber Only.

     

    Hard On

    Saturday 18th January

    Suzie Krueger’s notorious sex/fetish party Hard On is smashing back into London on the 18th, bringing the horniness back to a grey 2020 winter. There’s gonna be pumping beats, dark room action, loads of hot guys who are up for a laugh and a shag, and a live XXX show from porn performers Romeo Davis and Alorass.

    Union, 66 Albert Embankment, London SE1 7TP. 10pm – late.

     

    BOLD

    Saturday 1st February

    On the first Saturday of each month, Ted’s Place in West London plays host to BOLD, a clothing-optional night where you leave your inhibitions at the door! It’s a great starter for you if you’re into being naked around other guys, but don’t have much experience.

    305a Northend Road, W14 9NS. 6pm – midnight.

     

    Horse Fair London

    Saturday 1st February

    An intense underground experience where Mares offer themselves up to horned up Stallions. All without ever seeing their faces while the Stable Lads look on with delight. Each Horse Fair welcomes a crowd of a hundred men all wanting to get in on the mysterious action. First to arrive are the Mares who’ll be helped to strip down by the Stable Lads, before being bound and hooded, ready to go up for action. Then the Stallions arrive to bid for their selection before the pairing can begin. Once a Stallion has finished with his Mare, back he goes up for auction ready for the next bidder. This role playing event is serious business, so be sure to familiarise yourself with the house rules at JamieHp.co.uk.

    Union Nightclub, 66 Goding Street, Vauxhall SE11 5AW. Members £16, free membership at JamieHP.co.uk. 9pm – 1am.