ALERT ALERT! The name matches its alert, urgent nature! It’s one of the most significant events on the Northern fetish scene, with all incarnations of fetish gear welcome. Whether you’re a dom top daddy or a shy but sly sportswear twink just starting out on the scene, there’s something for everyone. The venue is fully equipped with a play space, plus a double DJ set. Their next event isn’t until December, and we know that’s a long way off but it sells out quick, so best to get your tickets now!
Night People, 105-107 Princess Street, Manchester M1 6DD. 9pm – 3am.
East London’s cheekiest night Fitladz is all about the scally look. Gola trainers, trakkie bottoms (preferably grey), Adidas polo shirt. You know the vibe. It’s pretty cruisey too, with dark corners to get down and dirty in if you want to. Plus they always have DJ action from some of the London fetish scene’s biggest and best DJs. So get those trainers out and swagger on down there.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry including a free drink and cloak room.
Saturday 7th December
Every first Saturday of the month, BOLD touches down at Ted’s Place, Hammersmith’s welcoming gay/t-girl bar. BOLD is a naked party for gay men, where you leave all judgments and inhibitions at the door. Clothed men are welcome too, and you’re invited to relax in the company of both clothed and naked guys. A great starter option if you’re new to the scene and want to explore your desires.
305a Northend Road, W14 9NS. 6pm – midnight.
Friday 13th December
A punishment night on Friday 13th?! How fitting. This is for guys who are interested in a safe introduction to the world of spanking. There are private spanking booths and a horse to get beaten over. If you want to maximize the fun, bring some of your own equipment along. The night’s organizers emphasise the importance of both consensuality and curiosity. You’re also welcome to come dressed as casual or “dom” as you like.
Ted’s Place, 305a Northend Road, W14 9NS. 7pm – midnight.
Open 7 days per week
An unassuming side street near Warren Street station is home to Vault, the naked/cruise bar for gay men! It’s so great that something like this is allowed to exist, a mere stone’s throw from bustling tourist attractions like Madame Tussauds and The British Museum. It’s a place for guys to get off in Central London, sometimes after work or sometimes at weekends. Their nights vary between underwear or totally naked. Check out vault139.com for a day-by-day guide.
139 – 143 Whitfield Street, London W1T 5EN. Open daily 1pm – 1am. £9 entry (free for 25s and under on Sundays).
Every Saturday at East London den of debauchery Bunker Bar, TRIBE is an all-encompassing fetish and cruise party. If you’re wearing leather, rubber sportswear, undies, skinheads, uniform, pup gear, a jockstrap, or if you’re totally starkers – come on in! Bunker Bar is fully kitted out with glory holes, cruise cabins, a video room, an orgy room and even a sling.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry including free drink and cloak room.
Saturday 18th January
Get festive (and possibly fistive) at Hard On’s Winter party! The notorious fetish event celebrated SIXTEEN YEARS earlier this year, so now they’re pulling out all the stops with an extra intense, extra hard, extra horny party at Vauxhall nightclub Union. Expect fetish, fucking, leather and a special live show from porn stars Romeo Davis and Teddy Bryce. Head to hardonclub.co.uk for more info and tickets.
Union, 66 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. 10pm – late.
BUFF & BUFF+
Every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Saturday and Sunday
Purpose-built cruising spaces are hard to come by, which is why Bunker Bar is really something special. One of the best time to gets exploring its dark corners is BUFF, where you can just turn up, strip down and get stuck in. This naked-only party lets your body do the talking, making it very clear to see if someone’s interested. If their trooper stands to attention at the sight of you, then you know something’s about to take place. BUFF+ gives you the option to leave your kit on. Just come as you are and get to talking with like-minded guys looking to scratch that itch. Explore the sprawling venue, from the cabins and booths to the depths of the blackout bunker.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. BUFF: Wednesday 5pm – 11pm, Thursday 7pm – 11pm, Sunday 2pm – 6pm. BUFF+: Friday 5pm – 10pm, Saturday 7pm – 10pm. Members £10, guests £9.
Sunday, day of rest. But not for you filthy boys. Get your JOXXX on boys! Let’s admit it. All of us has that special pair that of pants that has your arse looking extra perky. Hop on over to Bunker Bar in your jockstrap, undies, short shorts, singlets or, if you’re not into underwear, take it all off and get cruising in the nude. Hop on over in your jockstrap, undies, short shorts, singlets or if you’re not into underwear, take it all off and get cruising in the nude. Let your undies or your body do the flirting for you at an underwear party that’s sure to become a weekly go-to. Taking over purpose-built cruising venue Bunker Bar every Sunday, JOXXX is where you undie-lads should be heading.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 6pm – 1am. £10 entry includes first drink and coat check.
The UK’s Biggest Saturday Night Naked Party, taking over what is usually one of the UK’s premier spas, Jamie HP reimagine the space into a cruise lair for naked men on the prowl. With some of the facilities staying in place, most of the spa will be transformed into a series of thought out play spaces to enjoy and explore. Social zones are easy to move between while the private cabins are for guys who prefer a little me time. Totally Fekking Nude is a club night for lads who like lads and entirely designed for them to get to know each other. Coming this month is the TFN Christmas special on the 21st of December, where you can get your jollies on. Don’t just make the yuletide gay, make it your bitch. Bring your own baubles and tinsel. Get merry on festive drinks at the fully licensed bar.
Covent Garden Health Spa, 29 Endell Street, London WC2H 9BA. 9pm – 2:30pm. £16 includes coat check, towel and first drink.
SBN & NBN
Clubbing Stark Bollock Naked, or maybe Nearly Bollock Naked in your underwear. Gay movie stars Blaise and Gustavo explode on to the SBN with a scorching hot performance set to bust all limits to kick off the SBN December. The lads always insist on audience participation, so practice your vocals now and lets see how far these boys will go. Halfway through the month, towering Lex Anders returns to the spotlight (15th December), alongside the undeniably delicious Gabriel Phoenix. Elsewhere at SBN you can expect a swarm of up for men cruising the play space and darkened areas, fully fitted with professional gear from the fetish experts at UKRed. DJ Aamyko will have the club under his spell, including a floor packed of lads in the dancing to his beat. The club opens from 2pm, so expect the venue to be busy by 3pm in the afternoon. At 6pm the club opens its doors for NBN, Near Bollock Naked, when lads can join in their underwear or jocks. Keep an eye out for big lad Ronnie English and modelling star and muscle pup Austin Sugar later this month.
Union Nightclub, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. SBN 2pm – 10pm, NBN 6pm – 10pm. Members £15, guests £18. Free membership at JamieHP.co.uk.
Christmas Pool Party
Thursday 19th December
Take a seat on Santa’s dripping wet lap at this H-partyboys Christmas Pool Party. This month’s has been wrapped up in festive cheer for a night out this Christmas time. Having hired a secret West End location, the venue will be in the complete control of the evening’s goings on. Welcoming around 150 men to an evening of steamy, wet action, you’d be a fool not to apply to attend this seasonal swim party. The weather outside may be frightful, but inside the Christmas Pool Party it’s sure to be absolutely so splashing delightful. Exclusively for Jamie HP’s younger members, men aged between 18-40 can dust off summer’s Speedos and designer gear.
Secret West London Location. 7:30pm – 1:30am. Apply for invite at JamieHP.co.uk.
Horse Fair – Christmas Stable
Saturday 14th December
One of the UK’s most daring role-play nights are slipping on a pair of antlers. This month, underground club experience Horse Fair are taking things to Rudolph’s stable. Slip into your harness and get on all fours for an evening of intense action. A night where willing Mares offer themselves up to willing Stallions, while the Stable Lads look on. Let them know what role you’ll be playing ahead of time, and come prepared. Mares will be stripped, bound and gagged before going up for auction to be used by the highest bidding Stallion. Get ridding around that North Pole. This private member’s club is always popular with fit guys looking to indulge in their dark side. Be sure to familiarise yourself with the house rules, would be a shame to end up on the Naughty List this late in the game.
Union Nightclub (Rear Entrance), 66 Goding Street, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. 9pm – 3am. Stable Lads and Mares arrive 9-9:15pm, Stallions 9:20pm. £16 includes coat check. Confirm attendance in advance at JamieHP.co.uk.
Jamie HP Official Christmas Party
Friday 20th December
They’re here to round up a year of randy action. Over the past 12 months, the naughty boys at Jamie HP have thrown over 180 events, and it all comes to a climax at this year’s official Christmas Party. With gifts galore, it’s about time we get emptying Santa’s sack. They have plenty of treats lined up, with a cast of super hot performers taking to the stage for a string of live shows that are sure to get your pulse throbbing. Get thrusting to the filthy sounds of minxy mixer DJ Aamyko, who’ll be gathering the gorgeous boys on the dance floor. This is the perfect time to unleash those fantasies and run wild in a forest of bears, bondage, sleaze and slings. Opening the extra arches making the cruising spaces bigger than ever before, and 8 tonnes of shiny steel and chrome, there’s be plenty popping off.
Union Nightclub (Rear Entrance), 66 Goding Street, Vauxhall SE1 7TW. 10pm – 4am. Tickets £14. OTD: Members £16, guests £18.
Recon London – Boxing Day Weekend
Friday 27th December
Recon returns to Fire this December to host their annual end-of-year Recon London party! To kick-start the Boxing Day Weekend fun, they’re turning the iconic club upside down and setting up a naughty playground. Sure to serve everything you’ve come to expect of a Recon event. With an updated VIP area, new bondage room equipment, cruising maze layout, pup area, dance floor, lounge and other spaces, it’s sure to be bouncing. Of course, they’ll have the infamous sling room, as well as a wet room if that’s your bag. With the help of UK Red, FETCH and Klub Verboten, this is sure to be one well kitted-out party. Expect to get throbbing to some red-hot R&B and filthy techno beats. All fetish dress codes welcome.
Fire, 39 Parry Street, Vauxhall SW8 1RT. 10pm – 6am. Tickets £27.54 – £54.49.