When they’re out on the pitch their job is to score goals. But when this bunch of sexy fuckers get into the changing room it’s all about ‘scoring holes’ in this sexy-as-fuck soccer-inspired DVD from Sport Ladz. Featuring the premier talents of some of the fittest players Staxus has to offer, this DVD shoots and scores!

    We all know (and fantasize about) Billy Rubens but, although we’d heard of his scene partner, Jonny Castle, we didn’t know anything about the cute 24-year-old. Luckily we watched the opening scene of Penalty Shoot Out – in which Jonny sucks Billy like a pro, before taking the Russian pocket rocket’s thick tool hard up his butt – before we read the little biog that’s given by the porn studio.

    Someone really must have a word with them about sexy little Jonny’s entry, which currently says: “Jonny loves writing poetry, drawing and singing. He has two pet rabbits, and enjoys country walks in the sun… Jonny has a keen interest in sacred geometry.” It does the poor lad no favours and I’m sure that there’s a lot more to him!

    Scene two stars two fine young British porn stars, the delicious (and very well hung) Paul Walker and his team mate, sexy muscle bottom Jake Kelvin, who is definitely one of the most underused models in gay porn! Paul, true to form, fucks the living daylights out of Jake in this one.

    Mr Gay UK 2007, sexy scally Dan Broughton fucks the hell out of cute twink Tristan Wood, who barely looks old enough to be out without a note from his parents, in scene three before we get to a truly fantastic four-way.  Yep, that lucky lucky power bottom Skylar Blu gets done up the wrong ‘un by three of the hottest young lads in gay porn today, namely Luke Desmond, Jordan Fox and Paul Walker… Lucky bastard! Scene five is a solo wank with a young bond muscle lad called Liam Martin. He looks straight and very enjoyable it is too!

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